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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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I'm gonna confess
And hopefully you will get a laugh out of it.
A couple years ago I told one of the grandkids that I had an albino alligator named Phillip that lived in the pond so they would stay out if it. He's a really nice alligator but being an albino, he doesn't see well and gets confused easy.
It's the kind of little white lie that snowballs. And spreads so all the grandkids believe this now. Even the 16 year old that knows better half believes.
He doesn't come out in the sun because he will get sunburned. I have to move him at night if I move for the same reason. So they have never seen him. The parents have all claimed to have seen him. And backed up everything.
So today I started moving into town and spur of the moment I was confronted with 5 very upset kids because there is no pond in town for Phillip. So as of tonight Phillip lives in the pond at my mom's house. I'm going to have to ship him off to a zoo before she forgets and I get busted.
And just so you know, chocolate milk does come from chocolate cows. But they have to be pure chocolate cows. And when chocolate colored rabbits have babies that's where the chocolate bunnies you buy in the store come from. (They figured that one out on their own).
I'm so lucky they are good sports about it.
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| August 18, 2015, 09:10 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: I'm gonna confess
That is a good one, I bet the kids stayed away from the pond.
And yes Chocolate milk does come from chocolate cows.
Ma
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| August 18, 2015, 13:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: I'm gonna confess
Albino Alligators are very friendly, but are prone to getting Pink Eye, which adds to the bad eyesight problem...You may want to tell the Zoo to watch out for that.
.....And everybody knows that brown cows produce chocolate milk, when you pump their tail.
Thats just common sense.
The one thing that I could never figure out was....And I'm almost afraid to ask, because of what they look like....Where do they get Hershies Kisses from?
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| August 18, 2015, 14:27 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: I'm gonna confess
Y'all are great. I can't stop laughing. I will ask them about the hershey kisses and report back.
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| August 18, 2015, 18:04 |
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Re: Re: I'm gonna confess
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 18, 2015, 14:27)Albino Alligators are very friendly, but are prone to getting Pink Eye, which adds to the bad eyesight problem...You may want to tell the Zoo to watch out for that.
.....And everybody knows that brown cows produce chocolate milk, when you pump their tail.
Thats just common sense.
The one thing that I could never figure out was....And I'm almost afraid to ask, because of what they look like....Where do they get Hershies Kisses from?
haven't you ever seen Chocolate flavored lip gloss before?
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| August 19, 2015, 00:01 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: I'm gonna confess
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 19, 2015, 00:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 18, 2015, 14:27)Albino Alligators are very friendly, but are prone to getting Pink Eye, which adds to the bad eyesight problem...You may want to tell the Zoo to watch out for that.
.....And everybody knows that brown cows produce chocolate milk, when you pump their tail.
Thats just common sense.
The one thing that I could never figure out was....And I'm almost afraid to ask, because of what they look like....Where do they get Hershies Kisses from? haven't you ever seen Chocolate flavored lip gloss before?
I'm Canadian....The Government would have to make sure it's safe for human consumption first.
Then tax the shit out of it, put restrictions on advertising, give it CSA approval, then make sure it isn't politically offensive to any minorities during test marketing.....Then only distribute it in Quebec because the French think that anything to do with Paris Hilton is trendy.
So No!! I've never seen it.
Oh wait a second.....I think Kiss may have some of that stuff....
I stand corrected.
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| August 19, 2015, 03:22 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: I'm gonna confess
I use to work at nestles , watched a 1000 chips a second being made . just one big squirt .. 
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| August 19, 2015, 14:24 |
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Re: Re: I'm gonna confess
QUOTE (ashkats @ August 19, 2015, 14:24)I use to work at nestles , watched a 1000 chips a second being made . just one big squirt ..
Been to chocolate manufacturing facilities. Smell is nice for the first half hour. Then sickening.
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| August 22, 2015, 23:48 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: I'm gonna confess
I worked 3rd for six months then got canned before I joined the union. eat all the candy you could , about a month you were sick of it. but I did like milk chocolate creamy ones lol. and mr goodbar think it was the one with peanuts.took a lot of years to be able to eat candy bars again. still to this day I cant stand driving by the place.just from the smell of them roasting beans.
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| August 24, 2015, 17:48 |
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