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Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 85, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 85-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 85-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have
great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
"Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
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| May 30, 2015, 04:44 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Rye Bread
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| May 30, 2015, 10:03 |
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