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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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In Five Words....
Describe your worst date?
There are so many.
"AHHH, Cindy. My name's Kiss."
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| May 13, 2015, 20:18 |
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Re: In Five Words....
order off the Dollar Menu?
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| May 13, 2015, 23:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: In Five Words....
They changed my medication today.
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| May 14, 2015, 06:53 |
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Re: In Five Words....
Syb, i thought yours would be Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! Baaaa! Baaaa! 
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| May 14, 2015, 07:46 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: In Five Words....
"I really don't like sex "
Yep, that did actually happen to me. My five words back were:
"Well, I should get going"
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| May 14, 2015, 15:10 |
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Re: In Five Words....
y'all on the same team?
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| May 15, 2015, 03:56 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: In Five Words....
You don't believe I'm 5'8?
This was a date my bosses wife set up. On the phone this lady described herself as med. build, light brown hair, 5'8" tall. When I rang her doorbell and she opened the door she was MAYBE 5'2"..she only came up to my chest..I'm 6'1".. I may not notice 1".
.but I'm sure as hell going to notice 6 inches. .Did she really think I wouldn't notice the missing 6 inches? For tits sake...our first and only date. .and I never called her back
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| May 15, 2015, 05:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: In Five Words....
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 14, 2015, 07:46)Syb, i thought yours would be Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! Baaaa! Baaaa!
My wool covered dates don't get a chance to say a word....Their mouths are always full of something.
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| May 15, 2015, 06:31 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: In Five Words....
This really happened to me..
"I have an amputated leg."
I mean, you can't make shit like that up!
Oh and my favorite...
"I have a third nipple"...Ok I made that one up, but it could happen.
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| May 15, 2015, 06:33 |
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Re: Re: In Five Words....
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 15, 2015, 06:33)This really happened to me..
"I have an amputated leg."
I mean, you can't make shit like that up!
Oh and my favorite...
"I have a third nipple"...Ok I made that one up, but it could happen.
i actually dated a woman with an amputated leg, we had some pretty hot sex !
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| May 15, 2015, 11:40 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: In Five Words....
"I really want to get married!" Okay it's 6 words. It I figured it is close enough.
Why would anyone say that to someone the first date? I wanted to run out of there! I just about did.
I had another guy who was in his thirties that was well educated, well traveled, good looking and actually a nice guy but he said " I'm saving myself for marriage" He was serious. I thought that was cool in a way. Just not right for a guy I would be with. And NO it was not the same guy that wanted to get married or I would have understood why he wanted to get married so badly.
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| May 18, 2015, 04:47 |
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