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At the golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking only $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's
what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's
phone this is?"
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| April 3, 2015, 00:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: At the golf club
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| April 3, 2015, 04:08 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: At the golf club
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| April 3, 2015, 08:11 |
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