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the jumper.
a woman struggling with depression decided she cant handle life anymore and decided that she wants to attempt suicide by jumping off a cliff. so she climbs a mountain, and finds a cliff..but she gets cold feet, and starts having second thoughts. as she's weighing the pros and cons of life or death, a gruff looking mountain man approaches her and says "look honey, you're about to end it all anyway, so let me give you a proper goodbye. lets have wild sex !". the woman fresaks out and screams "EWWW, i wouldnt fuck you if you were the last man on Earth! get the hell away from me!"...as the man walks away, he mutters "whatever bitch, see you at the bottom..."
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