Medical Labs in Ireland have discovered a synthetic fecal matter in pill form will cure stubborn digestive infections that were otherwise not curable in the past....

So now you can eat shit....and feel better.

I drive a Chevy Silverado diesel, best damn work truck on the face of the earth...These jacked up Fords with antlers mounted on their hoods, and big balloon tires ,are driven by guys who want to get butt fucked by their Uncle Earl.

Always remember when recycling your used drinking water bottles to remove the cap, and crush them as small as possible.

They take up less room in the Land Fill that way.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 15, 2014, 04:43)


Incredibly there's an invention that will reduce the space required in Land Fill even further. Drink water from a tap...

When my uncle Earl takes long road trips in his Ford to go visit his special friend, he uses his re-fillable personal water bottle

10 out of every 100 Canadians fly south to escape the Northern harsh winters. They fly to Arizona and Florida, and are refered to there as Snowbirds.

Kiss I told you, you'd have an extensive Fan Club if you continued to sunbathe topless in your back yard.

Medical Doctors have determined that people who consume 4 or more cloves of garlic a day have fewer blood and intestine disorders....They also suffer from fewer colds and flues, than the average human.

Isn't that because nobody wants to be near them?

At the height of Canadian pop singer Justin Beibers popularity, his Twitter account took 16 full time employees to manage the flow of communication.

Really ?....It would only take one 195 pound cowboy to slap the back of his head ,and shove his IPhone up his pimply little ass , shutting him up for the long term.

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Yeah, you've made these promises before but I ain't seen the headlines yet....

Some of the most complex minds of the human race can be found in the female of our species....

99% of the male minds can be understood, simply by watching two episodes of the Three Stooges.

If all breeds of dogs, including Wolves, cool themselves by panting and sweating through their mouths.....

Why do they have armpits?

Studies in major urban centers over the last year say ,that the average city dweller will choose organic coffee 8 times out of 10, given the choice. They will also pay 15% more for the product.

Yeah,...and pour it in a chemical filled styrofoam cup, add bleached sugar, and Coffee Mate...an edible oil product.
Then point out to their buddy...."Damn ..this organic coffee is awesome" Even though it's from a South American country that has no Government organic regulation.

So there was a hit and run in Quebec that killed Military personel, and it appeared they were targeted because they were in uniform.

Today a Muslim Extremist shot and killed a seviceman that stood sentinal at the War Memorial, then he entered the House of Parliament wounded several people, and was shot and killed by The Sargeant At Arms.

The entire staff was present and in Parliament at the time,including the Prime Minister.
It took all Emergency Swat , Military, and RCMP less than 10 minutes to secure the area, which is absolutley astounding, and tells me they may have been expecting something.

All military personel are ordered not to wear uniforms off base......
The Government said at first that the two incidents were not related , and appeared not to be an act of organized terrorism....Yeaaaahhh Right.
I think after further investigation, they may change that theory.