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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The New Girl
A brand new prostitute in a Nevada brothel was assigned her first customer. She went into the room with the customer and less than a minute later, came out laughing hysterically. The madam confronted her, saying, "You were with him less than a minute. That's no way to treat a customer."
The rookie replied, "I just couldn't help it. He undressed and I looked down at his dick, it was the size of a peanut and had a tattoo on it that says 'SHORTY'!"
The madam was furious, and sent a veteran prostitute to go in and give this guy his money's worth. A half hour later, the veteran came out of the room. She could barely walk and her eyes were beaming! She kept saying "WOW!" over and over again. She walked over to the rookie prostitute and said, "You needed to spend more time with this guy. When he gets excited that tattoo reads: 'SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL - FINE DINING - ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO'!"
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| October 13, 2014, 05:29 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The New Girl
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| October 13, 2014, 11:14 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The New Girl
Now, that would scare me.
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| October 13, 2014, 11:54 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: The New Girl
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| October 14, 2014, 02:40 |
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