hey Sy
We went to costa rica about 7 or 8 years and I liked it better than mexico lot less commercialized it was nice. check it out OCB

In my opinion, I would check out the key west in Florida iv'e heard it's a very nice place awesome beachs, nice scenery, and lots of smoking hot babes , waiting to find there hero,

  QUOTE (lllFelixlll @ October 3, 2014, 04:24)


I've been to the Keys if anyone wants my opinion?

It depends what you are really looking for. My brother just got back from Costa Rica. He said it was okay but didn't get the whole "it's a great place to go " thing. Kam's aunt and uncle were kidnapped in Costa Rica as well so I guess that would not be my first choice. Belize is one of my other brothers favorite places to go at least it was but not anymore and he travels all over the world. Again it depends on what you are looking for . We all like SCUBA diving and if you are into that Belize is supposed to be one of the best in the world. Being he did many videos there for several networks I have say it looks amazing. My mom also said it is an amazing place. The problem is it is just not that safe these days.Then there is the Dominican Republic. My brother goes there with a big time VIP and he loves it but I doubt most people get the treatment they get when they go there so I can't say how it is for the average tourist.Most people do say it is really nice but I understand there are some issues with safety there as well. Mexico.. I happen to love Mexico but it depends where you go. I love Cozumel. I am not as much of a fan of Cancun. Cancun has more to do if you are looking for nightlife but they have been having problems with Americans being attacked and robed and even kidnapped there.What I don't like about it is that it is like the Jersey Shore in the summer time. A lot of drunk teenagers!Not my thing. But there are some nice things to do there if you choose Cancun JUST BE CAREFUL. So Cozumel Mexico is my choice, again due to the SCUBA diving and LOVELY people that live there. Although not as much as it used to be but is still reasonable priced so you get a lot of bang for your buck there.If you want a place to be able to stick a flag in the sand and have someone bring you a drink and go SCUBA or snorkeling and just having a relaxing time with some of the nicest people I have ever met, Cozumel Mexico is the place I would recommend. There is a reason Jacques Cousteau loved it so much.

Does this mean you will be buying a pair of shorts?

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 7, 2014, 21:26)


Shit...I guess so , I'll probably go with the Hawaiian look.
I'll need a pair of boat shoes or sandals as well...cowboy boots and shorts would make me stick out just a little.
I wouldn't want that to happen !!

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 7, 2014, 22:38)
well, not unless you plan on agoing to the nudes beach, that's the one place it's ok to "stick out" in public

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 7, 2014, 21:26)


Shit...I guess so , I'll probably go with the Hawaiian look.
I'll need a pair of boat shoes or sandals as well...cowboy boots and shorts would make me stick out just a little.
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I wouldn't want that to happen !!

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 7, 2014, 22:38)



It's the funny tan line those boots leave that everyone makes fun. At least when you said The Hawaiian look you didn't go with coconut bra and grass skirt.But I have a feeling it wont be your boots that make you stick out. Just remember that jails outside of this country and Canada have a pretty scary reputation.I don't think they take American Express to bail you out in Mexico or Belize.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 7, 2014, 22:38)



It's the funny tan line those boots leave that everyone makes fun. At least when you said The Hawaiian look you didn't go with coconut bra and grass skirt.But I have a feeling it wont be your boots that make you stick out. Just remember that jails outside of this country and Canada have a pretty scary reputation.I don't think they take American Express to bail you out in Mexico or Belize.

I hope you have a great freak'in time. You deserve a stress free 8 days. Now, don't forget sunscreen, condoms, and a life vest! '

"I just know I'm going to get hit in the head ,..by a falling coconut."


I think you have to take a 3 hour boat tour for that.

Sy Have a great time and be careful. ENJOY OCB

Okay Cuba is not considered a "Vacations Spot" for Americans but I am more concerned at Syb picking a place that isn't exactly known for listening first and acting later if he gets in trouble. Some people have to go to a place they are least likely to get in trouble. I'm just not sure a man who isn't the best at holding back should choose Cuba. Lets hope he just drinks enough to pass out. Cuba may never be the same.

That's it? That's the extent of your exotic Cuban adventure? What about the sand and the palm trees? Kayaking, ranches,and rum plantation? Topless Senoritas serving you margaritas. Romance under the full moon?

And, Onehornee wants to know if you time traveled back to the 1800's to find Chamber Maids?

And, Onehornee wants to know if you time traveled back to the 1800's to find Chamber Maids?

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 11, 2014, 04:08)


Well...there's about three days that run into each other and get kinda fuzzy.
Yes there was many topless gorgeous women,...and a few that....well ,maybe shouldn't have gone topless.
I did walk alone for a few kilometeres down the white sand on the shoreline at night, but I was alone with my bottle of white rum. There were no mountains, so I had no landmark to find my resort, so I got misplaced for a few hours.Eventually some very nice German girls pointed out my resort to me from the shoreline, so I had a few drinks with them. My high German is kinda rusty,...and low German is a turn off for them ,as it is a peasant language. So I wasn't exactally batting a hundred there.
I did go kayaking and mistook a floating pile of seaweed for a man eating great white....The Lifegaurd said he thought I looked like a cartoon character ,because of how fast I was paddling.
I learned a lot at the distillery about turning sugar cane into Rum, and had a long talk with the head Distiller about moonshine...he wanted to introduce me too his three daughters.
I was blown away at the red soil at the tabacco plantation and was invited inside their home for a cigar and a cup of tea, but the language barrier was tough to get a conversation going.
......And then there was Havana, two dudes tried to pick pocket me, but I had made them four minutes before they tried anything, my tour guide couldn't believe it.
I told him I deal with wolves and grizzlies trying to sneak up behind me, two shitheads with backward baseball caps and stupid looking faces don't have a chance.
Annnnnnnnd....the reason I wasn't posting much about it was the fact that I entered a 300 year old hotel ,...and there were Americans staying there on a educational work Visa.
The Cuban government makes them wear dogtags around their necks, identifiying them as from the U.S.....and it bothered me quite a bit.
I didn't like the fact that in order for them to go out in public, they needed to be marked.
I loved it and I will go back, but I had no idea that there isn't even flights from the U.S. to Cuba...and that my dear friends here ,are not welcome there...I thought of you all quite a lot.
And you tell that ridge running OneHornee that I was born in the wrong century anyhow....and look who's talking!
You can also tell him I'm glad he is still around to annoy me,..and that I miss that gap toothed Hillbilly ,that has mustard stains on his sleeveless shirts.
Although...just like myself...he has fantastic taste in women.

So, did you swim at all? Take a lesson? Snorkel?

Unbelievable? Even with a pair of life saving flotation devices, you still would not wade in past your ankles! !!


Sorry, two pair.

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 22, 2015, 21:05)


That would require me taking off a life vest in order to sink below the water....Which isn't a problem for me.
The problem lies in me resurfaceing.....My giant head acts like an anchor.
So no...I didn't snorkel....or swim into deep water.
Even when two topless German girls tried to drag me out into the deep water....Yeah ..I stood there like a pasty 5 year old wetting his pants.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 23, 2015, 02:12)

You always look like a five year old that just wet his pants.
He never could swim very well, while we all would be swimming, he would be laying on the beach trying to catch some sheep.
I mean sleep!!

  QUOTE (CousinEli @ January 24, 2015, 00:39)


Baaaa....haha..

Do sheep swim? If yes, they have a chance. Although, one would think with those big ole size 14 fins of his, he would have an advantage?

  QUOTE (CousinEli @ January 24, 2015, 00:39)


Baaaa....haha..

Do sheep swim? If yes, they have a chance. Although, one would think with those big ole size 14 fins of his, he would have an advantage?

I'm not sure if he told you guys, but two years ago I bought him a set of those kids water wings for Christmas.
The strange thing was ,he thought they were a sex toy .
There are times I think he was switched at birth and he may belong to those families that live back up in the hills and like to lick lead paint.

  QUOTE (CousinEli @ January 27, 2015, 03:54)

Sounds like Belize is the place you will wind up at. And believe it or not you do not have to swim to SCUBA dive although I strongly recommend that you should be able to although some SCUBA places will teach you even if you can't swim and fear sharks etc...

Cozumel is one of my favorite places in the world and about a 20 minute boat ride from Cancun if you really wanted to see Cancun.If you decide on going to either place let me know and I can give you some recommendations.

Cuba with it's environment, palm trees, party scene, and friendly people, was very addicting.


Welcome to my life!!!