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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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'Tis The Season...
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter answered: "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. On entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
When he asked what she thought she was doing, the daughter said: "Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A few days later the wife came home from a shopping trip, put the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and saw her husband sitting on the couch, with a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: "What the heck are you doing?"
The husband replied: "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."
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| September 16, 2014, 08:28 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: 'Tis The Season...
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| September 16, 2014, 20:44 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: 'Tis The Season...
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| September 17, 2014, 03:52 |
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Richards
57 / male
Wichita, Kansas, US
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Re: 'Tis The Season...
You're hilarious!
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| September 22, 2014, 04:15 |
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