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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Coming Clean Before The Wedding
A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession. The reason that they have not been intimate is because she is very flat chested.
"If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and sex is not the most important thing anyway."
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he's just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind. That's not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."
And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. She was as flat as a board. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
When she awoke, the guy said, "I told you before we got married. Why were you so surprised?"
"You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!"
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| August 15, 2014, 05:52 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Coming Clean Before The Wedding
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| August 15, 2014, 08:11 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: Coming Clean Before The Wedding
LMAO!!! great one
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| August 18, 2014, 23:29 |
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