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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Story of a Woman who just...
Story of a Woman who just turned 47
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
Now that I'm 47 I'm just looking for a guy with a big dick .
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| August 4, 2014, 06:47 |
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dowhatuwant
36 / female
ask me later, Tennessee, US
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Re: Story of a Woman who just...
that is great. keep 'em coming
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| August 9, 2014, 16:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Story of a Woman who just...
Can he have a fat wallet also? Just saying....
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| August 9, 2014, 21:07 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| August 9, 2014, 21:57 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
57 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Story of a Woman who just...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 9, 2014, 21:07)Can he have a fat wallet also? Just saying....
You want it all dont ya! 
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| August 11, 2014, 23:18 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Story of a Woman who just...
Then there is that other joke about the department store with all kinds of available men for women on different floors... If you don't know it, you should. It's old, and goes along with that last remark.
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| August 12, 2014, 06:31 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: Story of a Woman who just...
always enjoy your jokes
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| August 18, 2014, 23:31 |
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chodulouda34
39 / male
jamnagar, India
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| August 20, 2014, 05:56 |
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Richards
57 / male
Wichita, Kansas, US
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Re: Story of a Woman who just...
Poor woman!
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| September 22, 2014, 04:28 |
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