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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Fruit or Vegetable ?
The Good Lord blessed me with a slight curve in my dick....I've been told in the right position, at the right moment, and the right rythmn,...it will stimulate her G-spot.
Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So whats the story...straight ,and to the point...Or thick and curved, for your satisfaction ?
In other words ,would you prefer the Carrot..or the Banana.
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| August 2, 2014, 21:47 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
I love Bananas. You can't beat the feeling of pulling the skin back before wrapping my lips around it 
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| August 2, 2014, 22:09 |
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oldcowboy666
75 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
Weirdo, no wonder your son is a mess yours boys had to swim a blind corner. OCB
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| August 2, 2014, 22:13 |
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Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
ummmm, i think i'll stick with a peach. they are not only juicy, but are wonderfully sweet and a little fuzzy. 
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| August 3, 2014, 04:40 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ August 2, 2014, 22:13) Weirdo, no wonder your son is a mess yours boys had to swim a blind corner. OCB
If Bieber was my son he'd be sporting a set of black eyes right now.
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| August 3, 2014, 15:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:47)The Good Lord blessed me with a slight curve in my dick....I've been told in the right position, at the right moment, and the right rythmn,...it will stimulate her G-spot.
Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So whats the story...straight ,and to the point...Or thick and curved, for your satisfaction ?
In other words ,would you prefer the Carrot..or the Banana.
Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So you pee in your bed?
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| January 6, 2025, 23:47 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 6, 2025, 23:47) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:47)The Good Lord blessed me with a slight curve in my dick....I've been told in the right position, at the right moment, and the right rythmn,...it will stimulate her G-spot.
Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So whats the story...straight ,and to the point...Or thick and curved, for your satisfaction ?
In other words ,would you prefer the Carrot..or the Banana. Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So you pee in your bed?
My point didn’t come across right….you ever found your g spot.?
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| January 7, 2025, 05:48 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
i got an orange, she took out a apple from the refrigerator and going to have cold fruit
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| January 8, 2025, 20:30 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
QUOTE (ashkats @ January 8, 2025, 20:30)i got an orange, she took out a apple from the refrigerator and going to have cold fruit
I love fruit!! Oranges, grapes, grapefruit, pineapple, watermelon.
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| January 8, 2025, 21:23 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 7, 2025, 05:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 6, 2025, 23:47) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:47)The Good Lord blessed me with a slight curve in my dick....I've been told in the right position, at the right moment, and the right rythmn,...it will stimulate her G-spot.
Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So whats the story...straight ,and to the point...Or thick and curved, for your satisfaction ?
In other words ,would you prefer the Carrot..or the Banana. Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So you pee in your bed?
My point didn’t come across right….you ever found your g spot.?
I prefer when you find my g-spot!
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| January 8, 2025, 21:24 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
dam them deers ate my frozen pumpkins. 
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| January 14, 2025, 00:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Fruit or Vegetable ?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 8, 2025, 21:24) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 7, 2025, 05:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 6, 2025, 23:47) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:47)The Good Lord blessed me with a slight curve in my dick....I've been told in the right position, at the right moment, and the right rythmn,...it will stimulate her G-spot.
Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So whats the story...straight ,and to the point...Or thick and curved, for your satisfaction ?
In other words ,would you prefer the Carrot..or the Banana. Now it's not so crooked ,I can pee around the corner of a building.
There have been numerous times that I've had to change the bed sheets,....supporting this theory.
So you pee in your bed?
My point didn’t come across right….you ever found your g spot.?
I prefer when you find my g-spot!
Now your speaking sybianese….
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| January 14, 2025, 22:39 |
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