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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
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| August 2, 2014, 13:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
BACON flavoured !!!!!
Thats rather ironic,...and a little disturbing.
Do they have Smoked Farmer Sausage flavour ?....and organic or not.....Sliding a sheeps intestine over your dick just seems wrong on so many levels....
O.K. L+H.....There's your segway for a sheep joke !
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| August 2, 2014, 21:32 |
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Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
I'm looking for smoked farmer sausage 
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| August 2, 2014, 21:47 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
QUOTE (Angelpussy4u2 @ August 2, 2014, 21:47)I'm looking for smoked farmer sausage
I'm thinking of inventing a fire proof athletic support , or jock strap for Firemen to avoid that....sniff, sniff.
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| August 2, 2014, 21:58 |
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Re: Re: Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:58) QUOTE (Angelpussy4u2 @ August 2, 2014, 21:47)I'm looking for smoked farmer sausage
I'm thinking of inventing a fire proof athletic support , or jock strap for Firemen to avoid that....sniff, sniff.
WHAT and ruin the smoky flavor 
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| August 2, 2014, 22:02 |
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Re: Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:32)BACON flavoured !!!!!
Thats rather ironic,...and a little disturbing.
Do they have Smoked Farmer Sausage flavour ?....and organic or not.....Sliding a sheeps intestine over your dick just seems wrong on so many levels....
O.K. L+H.....There's your segway for a sheep joke !
does a sheep have a small intestine?
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| August 3, 2014, 04:41 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
Rumor has it that condoms were invented by a certain ethnic group in the 5th Century by using sheep intestines.
It wasnt until the 17th Century that the English perfected them by actually removing the intestines from the sheep.
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| August 3, 2014, 15:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 3, 2014, 04:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 2, 2014, 21:32)BACON flavoured !!!!!
Thats rather ironic,...and a little disturbing.
Do they have Smoked Farmer Sausage flavour ?....and organic or not.....Sliding a sheeps intestine over your dick just seems wrong on so many levels....
O.K. L+H.....There's your segway for a sheep joke ! does a sheep have a small intestine?
I was gonna ask you that same question...
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| August 3, 2014, 15:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 3, 2014, 15:24)Rumor has it that condoms were invented by a certain ethnic group in the 5th Century by using sheep intestines.
It wasnt until the 17th Century that the English perfected them by actually removing the intestines from the sheep.
Soooooooo....it took twelve centuries of English test fitting ?
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| August 3, 2014, 15:43 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 3, 2014, 15:43) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 3, 2014, 15:24)Rumor has it that condoms were invented by a certain ethnic group in the 5th Century by using sheep intestines.
It wasnt until the 17th Century that the English perfected them by actually removing the intestines from the sheep.
Soooooooo....it took twelve centuries of English test fitting ?
Well, the joke is more about the "certain ethnic group", but Chazzy would bitch slap me if I identified them
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| August 3, 2014, 15:47 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
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| August 3, 2014, 15:50 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
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| August 3, 2014, 16:33 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know About Condoms
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| August 3, 2014, 16:57 |
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