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worst pick up lines ever!
this has been done before, but we can do it again.
what's the worst pick up line you've ever used? (or had used on you, or something that you just heard)
Excuse me miss,are you a whale? Cuz you can swallow my Seamen anytime! 
NEXT?
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| July 25, 2014, 04:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
You know you can use the reflective qualities of my Rodeo buckle to fix your lipstick after your done down there.
Followed closley after by....
No Ma'am ..I'm not from around here, and Yes ,I've had to much to drink...I'm very sorry, please don't tell your Navy Seal husband what I just said to you.
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| July 25, 2014, 08:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Used in the 80's. That is my corvette outside.
Good. Get inside and drive away.
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| July 25, 2014, 10:04 |
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Do you live on a chicken farm? ........cause you sure know how to raise a cock !!!
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| July 25, 2014, 11:25 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Never heard that one Angel.
Two nights ago.
"If I told you you have a beautiful body... will you hold it against me?"
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| July 26, 2014, 05:11 |
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
It one that's used alot round where I live Kiss.
Is there a rainbow because you're the treasure I've been searching for!!
One that really annoys me Nice dress, it would be even nicer on my bedroom floor.
The list could go on and on!
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| July 26, 2014, 10:41 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
I guess
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| July 26, 2014, 18:35 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: worst pick up lines ever!
QUOTE (Angelpussy4u2 @ July 26, 2014, 10:41)It one that's used alot round where I live Kiss.
Is there a rainbow because you're the treasure I've been searching for!!
One that really annoys me Nice dress, it would be even nicer on my bedroom floor.
The list could go on and on!
I dunno about the dress, but it would certainly be true about that bra. 
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| July 26, 2014, 19:50 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
you sure do have some clean ears .....!?!?!?!? was used on a friend the other night . her response was " WHAT I cant hear you I have a ear infection"!!
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| July 27, 2014, 04:29 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Hey Girl, Did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
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| August 2, 2014, 18:41 |
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
didn't it hurt? you fell from Heaven...
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| August 3, 2014, 04:46 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.OCB
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| August 3, 2014, 08:06 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
I swear to you. A man came up to a woman's shoulders and I could not believe when he said to her, "You sure are tall."
That went NOWHERE!
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| August 3, 2014, 12:36 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Kiss, your same guy climbed on a bar stool next to a tall leggy blonde and asked "what would say to a little fuck" she replied hello you little fuck. OCB
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| August 3, 2014, 17:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
I had a tiny woman walk up to me at a barn dance a few years back and say " You know Cowboy..I'm not short...I'm considered fun sized "
She was so damn tiny , if she wanted it cowgirl style , I could have slapped her ass while she sat on my dick ,and spun her around like a top.
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| August 3, 2014, 18:32 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
"You look mean, but I'd like to do you one time." True. My best friend is married to this Red..neck.
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| September 17, 2014, 01:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself down there.
All those curves and me with no brakes.
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| October 7, 2014, 22:22 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
It's hard enough to believe anyone would actually use these lines, but even harder to believe that chicks fall for them.
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| October 7, 2014, 22:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: worst pick up lines ever!
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 7, 2014, 22:34)It's hard enough to believe anyone would actually use these lines, but even harder to believe that chicks fall for them.
Trust me......They don't.
It took me years to figure that out.
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| October 7, 2014, 22:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: worst pick up lines ever!
Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.
When I was a girl I used to go for guys like me.
There'll only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
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| October 9, 2014, 00:49 |
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Samib
72 / female
Somewhere, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: worst pick up lines ever!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 9, 2014, 00:49)
Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.
When I was a girl I used to go for guys like me.
There'll only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
That last one is a total turn off. Most pick up lines are so lame.
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| October 9, 2014, 10:37 |
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