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Understanding men a little better now....
Understanding Male Talk
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"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and
you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing; it's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the
first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every
car I've ever owned...but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death
before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am
hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be
worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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| November 19, 2005, 09:01 |
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
Of course...the door swings both ways... for example:
What's wrong dear? Answer: Nothing!
Translated: A.) Anything and usually everything...
B.) Need a road sign?
C.) If you're nice enough I might tell you..
I know, I know...but, had to reply 
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| November 19, 2005, 09:06 |
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Re: Re: Understanding men a little better now....
QUOTE (Kuryous4U @ November 19, 2005, 09:06)Of course...the door swings both ways... for example:
What's wrong dear? Answer: Nothing!
Translated: A.) Anything and usually everything...
B.) Need a road sign?
C.) If you're nice enough I might tell you..
I know, I know...but, had to reply
Aww c'mon! Give us some more from the other side of that swinging door!!! I don't mind laughing at myself, just as long as I'm laughing!!
Here's my take on the "what's wrong" issue...
What's wrong dear?
Answer: Nothing!
Translated: I can't believe you can be such a complete rude mother fuckin' jack ass, mean, thoughtless twit and say/do what you just said/did and yet be so oblivious to it that you hafta ask me "what's wrong?" you sophmoric pathethtic excuse of a living organism, if it weren't for the simple fact that your only reason for existance is to be a caddy for your penis, you'd have no value at all!
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| November 19, 2005, 11:28 |
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
DAmn!!! She figured us out!!!
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| November 19, 2005, 12:24 |
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Re: Re: Re: Understanding men a little better now....
What's wrong dear?
Answer: Nothing!
Translated: I can't believe you can be such a complete rude mother fuckin' jack ass, mean, thoughtless twit and say/do what you just said/did and yet be so oblivious to it that you hafta ask me "what's wrong?" you sophmoric pathethtic excuse of a living organism, if it weren't for the simple fact that your only reason for existance is to be a caddy for your penis, you'd have no value at all!
Have you been talking to my wife again?  Less the penis caddy part of course. She has no use for that either
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| November 20, 2005, 09:10 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Understanding men a little better now....
QUOTE (DEye @ November 20, 2005, 09:10)Have you been talking to my wife again? Less the penis caddy part of course. She has no use for that either
Hey DEye....I got your penis caddy riiiiggght here!!!!!
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| November 20, 2005, 23:41 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
Oh, me too, Chazzy, me, too! but she's right on one thing (chazzy, I mean), sugah, it'd be so cool to see you smile 
  
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| November 21, 2005, 03:22 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
I think my penis has caused more problems than my hands and mind collectivly have ever fixed. oh well, there goes the " we can fix stuff/build stuff" thing,men want to be god,women godesses,how much room is there at the top?
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| November 28, 2005, 14:13 |
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
Now we all understand man talk thanks Chazzy  3some .gif">
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| December 1, 2005, 12:45 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
Very well put! 
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| December 4, 2005, 06:26 |
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Re: Understanding men a little better now....
Great job ther Chazzy!
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| December 4, 2005, 18:05 |
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Re: Re: Understanding men a little better now....
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ December 4, 2005, 18:05)Great job ther Chazzy!
No one could call it better then Chazzy...You go girl
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