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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Another Tasteless Blond Joke
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My G*d!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine," the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another t...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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| June 5, 2014, 19:27 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Another Tasteless Blond Joke
Hmm I guess I need to replace my air freshener in my car.
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| June 5, 2014, 19:35 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Another Tasteless Blond Joke
Blond and blind?
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| June 5, 2014, 20:53 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Another Tasteless Blond Joke
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| June 5, 2014, 20:54 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Re: Another Tasteless Blond Joke
QUOTE (yepper12 @ June 5, 2014, 20:54)
Just remember, we can substitute any color hair instead of blond...
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| June 6, 2014, 02:43 |
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