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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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old pervert club
well I know none of yous are pervs because yer never at the meetings..... 
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| May 22, 2014, 16:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: old pervert club
We have meetings....I'll bring a casserole.
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| May 22, 2014, 18:35 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: old pervert club
I'll make coffee.
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| May 22, 2014, 21:15 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: old pervert club
I'll bring wine! 
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| May 22, 2014, 21:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: old pervert club
It's official....I got called old today from an attractive young lady who was more than Do-able..
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| May 22, 2014, 23:47 |
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Re: old pervert club
i'll bring the popcorn, who's bringing he porno flick? (or paying for the strippers?)
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| May 23, 2014, 05:29 |
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Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 22, 2014, 23:47)It's official....I got called old today from an attractive young lady who was more than Do-able..
i've been told i'm old for the past 10 years. it's pretty easy to be considered old when you're at least 10 years older than your co-workers... 
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| May 23, 2014, 05:30 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 23, 2014, 05:29)i'll bring the popcorn, who's bringing he porno flick? (or paying for the strippers?)
I'm all for the live entertainment....I do own a brass pole that has a little round stage mounted to the bottom of it.
Trust me, If you know the right girl, and you talk just right ,and apply some cowboy charm...her rates should be fairly reasonable.....she may even work for whiskey shots.
It's the lap dances you'd have to negotiate on a dance by dance basis.
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| May 23, 2014, 14:44 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: old pervert club
I know I couple that would do it. But really don't to see either naked. 
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| May 23, 2014, 15:37 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: old pervert club
I seem to have a lot of chicken legs fire the grill, and since I have two I'll use gas and charcoal... just love match light.
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| May 24, 2014, 00:15 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: old pervert club
I'll bake brownies. You know, the good kind..
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| May 24, 2014, 18:12 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 24, 2014, 18:12)
I'll bake brownies. You know, the good kind..
Are you an old pervert?
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| May 25, 2014, 17:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ May 25, 2014, 17:28) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 24, 2014, 18:12)
I'll bake brownies. You know, the good kind..
Are you an old pervert?
It seems I was voluntold be the live entertainment....... 
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| May 25, 2014, 19:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 25, 2014, 19:33) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ May 25, 2014, 17:28) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 24, 2014, 18:12)
I'll bake brownies. You know, the good kind..
Are you an old pervert?
It seems I was voluntold be the live entertainment.......
You really do catch on quick....Don't forget the body oil !!
 
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| May 26, 2014, 01:35 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 25, 2014, 19:33) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ May 25, 2014, 17:28) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 24, 2014, 18:12)
I'll bake brownies. You know, the good kind..
Are you an old pervert?
It seems I was voluntold be the live entertainment.......
Don't you like how they do that.
Ma
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| May 26, 2014, 03:28 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: old pervert club
the good kind of brownies?.......some one has to clean up the paper plates lol
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| May 27, 2014, 14:05 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: old pervert club
hey its Wednesday, time to fire up the grill for tonight's meeting...we got brats and Oscar, whose making the noodle salad?
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| May 28, 2014, 23:43 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: old pervert club
To have an actual club we need to register under the Society Act...We may not be Free Masons, or Knights Templar...but we gotta do this proper, and have a Constitution.
So Here Goes:
Constitution of the Old Pervert Club
May 2014 Web Naughty
Honorable Founding Member Ashkats...Honorary absent Member Perveman..Gold card holders.
All Society's Acts will have a President, Secretary, Chairman, and Director.
The President : must have ample cleavage for us to perve over, the said cleavage must be exposed no less than six inches.Preference will be given to Bikini tops.
She also must be able to spell the word President without using spell check, and sort of string most of a sentence together,...but that really doesn't matter.
Furthermore, she must not be offended by the words Babe , Baby, Toots, Sugar mamma, Boobsie, Nips, or Nipple Goddess and /or anything else we come up with during our drooling sessions.
The brass pole will be supplied by the Society, and not at her cost, but will remain in the possession of the President until she has stepped down, to supplement her income in her off hours.
High heels will be worn during all meetings, this would include cowboy boots.
Secretary:
All right boys !! lets come up with our rules of constitution.
As members ,your free to add anything here before it becomes law.
Chazzy has full Vito rights until we take a vote to delete anything she deems offensive.
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| May 29, 2014, 03:55 |
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Re: old pervert club
the Secretary must either own, or be able to obtain, a sturdy pair of knee pads, as she'll be taking dictation from multiple members. she must be aware that all forms and documents may be signed with a feather pen, and said pen may be used at any time for tickling her.
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| May 29, 2014, 04:37 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: old pervert club
Daisey Dukes or short skirts and tank or tube top must be worn during all meetings.
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| May 29, 2014, 20:52 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: old pervert club
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ May 29, 2014, 20:52)Daisey Dukes or short skirts and tank or tube top must be worn during all meetings.
I'll be glad to do that
(did ya just puke a little?)
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| May 29, 2014, 22:19 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: old pervert club
You must be a genuine pervert, no wanna bes, wish I had have, at least one despicable act!!!!
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| May 29, 2014, 22:45 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: old pervert club
just amaze all that wonderful summer cloths are coming out again.
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| May 31, 2014, 00:33 |
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