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bad puns...
i tried to catch some fog. i mist...
when chemists die, they barium.
jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
i know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. he says he can stop anytime.
how does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
i stayed up all night to see where the sun went. then it dawned on me.
this girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i'd never met herbivore.
i'm reading a book about anti-gravity. i can't put it down.
i did a theatrical performance about puns. it was a play on words.
they told me that i have type A blood. but it was a TYPE O.
a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
why were the Indians here first? they had reservations.
class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. i hope there's no pop quiz.
the Energizer Bunny arrested. charged with battery.
i didn't like my beard at first. then it grew on me.
how do you make Holy Water? boil the Hell out of it!
that do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
when you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
what does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back four seconds.
i was wondering why that baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
broken pencils are pointless. 
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| May 20, 2014, 05:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: bad puns...
Dude....No offense......but you need to get laid . 
That was so bad I just had to laugh.
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| May 20, 2014, 06:07 |
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Re: bad puns...
someone posted these on Facebook...i thought hey were kinda funny!
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| May 20, 2014, 15:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: bad puns...
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 20, 2014, 15:53)someone posted these on Facebook...i thought hey were kinda funny!
Facebook..???? Never heard of it.
Yeah they're kinda funny.
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| May 20, 2014, 16:03 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| May 20, 2014, 21:52 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: bad puns...
good for a giggle
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| May 31, 2014, 00:49 |
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