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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
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| May 18, 2014, 01:21 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
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| May 18, 2014, 01:27 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
So True...
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| May 18, 2014, 04:22 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
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| May 18, 2014, 09:34 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant
my o my
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| May 31, 2014, 00:50 |
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