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Riding Shotgun Rules...
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| May 15, 2014, 05:37 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Riding Shotgun Rules...
You forgot one important function awarded to the driver...If you live on a large ranch or farm....
The driver is allowed to stop at any number of obstacles and say to the person that called "Shotgun"
"O.K....Shut up already and open the gate , and when you get back in ,hand me another beer!"...Any number of times to arrive at the predetermined destination.
The driver should also be allowed any number of times to call this person "Gateboy"
Also..The person that called shotgun is in control of opening the cooler, but his beverages cannot take the prime spot next to the ice,...His firearms also can never be placed on the top section of the gunrack behind their heads, that spot is reserved for the operator of the vehicles guns.
I also fully support the #22 walking rule for anyone who is dumbass enough to ask "What's Shotgun ?" ,but there should be an amendment....If she is hot , and has a DD chest...The rules should state that she has to sit in the middle with her legs astride the gearshift next to the driver..The only punishment should be, that she cannot wear the drivers cowboy hat for one hour, and when "Gateboy" gets out to open the gates...she cannot change her position next to the driver.
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| May 15, 2014, 13:50 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Riding Shotgun Rules...
also the guy riding shotgun doesn't grab your gear shifter and throw it out the window while in 3rd gear
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| May 15, 2014, 14:31 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Riding Shotgun Rules...
QUOTE (ashkats @ May 15, 2014, 14:31)also the guy riding shotgun doesn't grab your gear shifter and throw it out the window while in 3rd gear
I believe it was Jen who said while riding a Harley..."Gotta love that third gear !".....And what I found rather funny was she had to look up what a Sybian was...In her own way she kinda already knew.
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| May 15, 2014, 16:32 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Riding Shotgun Rules...
I did not have to look it up. We already had a nodding acquaintance. lol
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| May 15, 2014, 16:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Riding Shotgun Rules...
QUOTE (JenTX @ May 15, 2014, 16:44)I did not have to look it up. We already had a nodding acquaintance. lol
A nodding aquaintance....? 
If you turn it up past eight you'll have a nodding aquaintance with your dentist...it may shake a tooth or two loose.
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| May 15, 2014, 16:48 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Riding Shotgun Rules...
And gate boy has to remember to be on the right side of the gate when he closes it. I have had to leave a few gate boys I went back to get them before the next gate. OCB 
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| May 15, 2014, 18:43 |
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