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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Doctor's Advice
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
The doctor said "When you feel you are ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try this suggestion he ran home to his wife. At home he found his wife in bed naked and waiting. As the two began they found themselves in the 69 position. The man moments later felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired off the starter pistol.
The next day the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked "How did it go?" The man answered "Not that well. When i fired the pistol my wife shit in my face, bit my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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| May 12, 2014, 22:57 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Doctor's Advice
Plan B ?
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| May 13, 2014, 00:35 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Doctor's Advice
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| May 13, 2014, 08:03 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: The Doctor's Advice
On the plus side, I bet he's cured.
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| May 13, 2014, 15:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: The Doctor's Advice
QUOTE (JenTX @ May 13, 2014, 15:44)On the plus side, I bet he's cured.
You always look at the bright side don't you?
Someone else is banging his wife, he's got a faceful of shit, he's got a bleeding and bitten dick that never blew it's load...and only 5 shots left in his pistol.
I HATE when that happens.!!!
Nice to have your positive energy around again.... 
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| May 13, 2014, 18:59 |
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