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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
So today the new owner of the ranch next door to me dropped by when I was hand pounding fence posts in the ground between his new property and mine.
Now I had heard this guy was Gay ....and thats all I'd heard about him, and that didn't bother me....
So this Prius painted light yellow pulls up , and the door opens and shuts, and I heard footsteps but his head hadn't cleared the roof of his car so I couldn't see who he was.
He rounds the corner of his fender and there is a five foot four asian guy that couldn't weigh more than 125 pounds.
This little dude was wearing a pink plaid shirt, tan wranglers, and a western belt buckle that looked like he was wearing a hubcap around his waist, because he was so small.
Even my hired cowgirl looked at me and said under her breath "What the Fuck?"
He plants a tan cowboy hat on his head , and it has that 1970's look to it...you know, the feather hat band that flares up into the crown...So I asked my new neighbor
"How fast was that orange chicken flying when it hit your hat?"
Well he proceeds to start giving me shit about how the fence is all wrong, and how I'm not on the property line...blah, blah ,blah,...I really wasn't listening, beause my hired cowgirl was snickering so loud.
So I said to him..."Well if you think you can reach the top of a 7 foot fence post , and pound it into the ground ,..you put in this fence !!"
He said something else , but my hired hands laughter was drowning out his words...and he was angry so his Chinese accent got a little strong...He stormed outta there and tripped over a cow pie and dirtied his new red cowboy boots.
My employee looked at me with tears in her eyes and said "It's a damn good thing you don't hit little girls " I guess she thought it was funny me taking shit from a Gay Asian guy that was shorter than her, weighed less than her, and couldn't lift half the weight she could...she also said something about she wouldn't wear that get up for a Halloween costume
She was laughing so damn hard ,I think she peed herself...
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| May 10, 2014, 05:08 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
That clinches it...I have to visit you and some day I want to take you into Manhattan. I think hanging out with you would just be so much fun. I want to see your reaction to people in NY as you see the craziness of it all. I can imagine you and Kam just making comments about the people. Of coarse I would need to tell people you two are crazy and just released for the day from an institution so the wouldn't try to kill you.
I wonder how people that dress like that or strange in general expect to be taken seriously? Don't you just want to hold a mirror up to them and say "Now seriously...If you saw someone looking like that, would you take them seriously or be able to keep a straight face?"
I think I am going to have to start copying and pasting your stories. I will put them in a big book, send then to a publisher, and when the checks come in, I'll just take management, & finders fees.
For the record I'm still laughing about the story you wrote about your dog.
By the way I had a cowboy hat with a feather hat band. I think the feathers disintegrated around 1984ish...It was part of a uniform from a bar I worked in when I was 18 years old.
Kam had me look at a clip online of "The Rock singing, You ain't women enough.." After we read your post. I was laughing so hard I was crying just thinking about the face you must have had when this guy looking like he watched Urban Cowboy to many times tried to get in your face.I'm just surprised you didn't say he had embroidery or rhinestones everywhere.
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| May 10, 2014, 06:40 |
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
Well now I don't know who to side with...I mean you're an experienced rancher who without a doubt knows about fences but he's a gay guy who probably knows how to pound a post...
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| May 10, 2014, 10:02 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
You need a chapter in my book. OCB
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| May 10, 2014, 11:59 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
There is a chap maker in Branson, Colorado. I couldn't afford his chaps only to have mine patched. I ask him once how he makes a living at here in the middle of nowhere, He said 80% of what he makes goes to Europe and Asia. Some of the ones he makes would make bull ridin chaps look blah. OCB 
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| May 10, 2014, 12:13 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 10, 2014, 10:02)Well now I don't know who to side with...I mean you're an experienced rancher who without a doubt knows about fences but he's a gay guy who probably knows how to pound a post...
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| May 10, 2014, 13:29 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
Ya shouldda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall.
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| May 10, 2014, 13:35 |
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
Should never underestimate the Asian dammit...that Great Wall worked out well...you wish you could build such a fence!
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| May 10, 2014, 14:21 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 10, 2014, 10:02)Well now I don't know who to side with...I mean you're an experienced rancher who without a doubt knows about fences but he's a gay guy who probably knows how to pound a post...
You just had to go there didn't you ?......
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| May 10, 2014, 15:30 |
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Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 10, 2014, 13:35)Ya shouldda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall.
Mandarin Oranges, DUH! 
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| May 10, 2014, 18:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 10, 2014, 18:06) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 10, 2014, 13:35)Ya shouldda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall. Mandarin Oranges, DUH!
Well that would make sense, they are a minature version of the real thing. They have a thinner more fragile skin, and they are seedless...
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| May 10, 2014, 18:45 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 10, 2014, 18:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 10, 2014, 18:06) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 10, 2014, 13:35)Ya shoulda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall. Mandarin Oranges, DUH!
Well that would make sense, they are a minature version of the real thing. They have a thinner more fragile skin, and they are seedless...
i suppose it all depends on what part of the Orient he's from...
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| May 11, 2014, 05:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 11, 2014, 05:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 10, 2014, 18:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 10, 2014, 18:06) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 10, 2014, 13:35)Ya shoulda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall. Mandarin Oranges, DUH!
Well that would make sense, they are a minature version of the real thing. They have a thinner more fragile skin, and they are seedless... i suppose it all depends on what part of the Orient he's from...
Something tells me that where ever he's from...he got run outta town tarred and feathered. I'd just like to know how the hell he ended up out here two weeks from everywhere, and telling me my drift fence is drifting ...saying it with a lispe ,clenching his butt cheeks together, and his hands on his hips.
Why does this shit always happen to me?
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| May 11, 2014, 06:24 |
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Samib
72 / female
Somewhere, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2014, 06:24) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 11, 2014, 05:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 10, 2014, 18:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 10, 2014, 18:06) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 10, 2014, 13:35)Ya shoulda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall. Mandarin Oranges, DUH!
Well that would make sense, they are a minature version of the real thing. They have a thinner more fragile skin, and they are seedless... i suppose it all depends on what part of the Orient he's from...
Something tells me that where ever he's from...he got run outta town tarred and feathered. I'd just like to know how the hell he ended up out here two weeks from everywhere, and telling me my drift fence is drifting ...saying it with a lispe ,clenching his butt cheeks together, and his hands on his hips.
Why does this shit always happen to me?
Must be your magnetism.
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| May 11, 2014, 09:15 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
I think you have the wrong film in mind. Haven't you seen any of those Kung-Fu programmes where the little Asian guy beats the shit out of people week in and week out?
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| May 11, 2014, 09:23 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ May 11, 2014, 09:23)I think you have the wrong film in mind. Haven't you seen any of those Kung-Fu programmes where the little Asian guy beats the shit out of people week in and week out?
Well I have no desire to see his Drunken Monkey style Martial Arts...And this Ex-G.I. Joe already has a Kung-Fu grip...I also think this little limp wristed guy couldn't slap his way out of a wet paper bag.
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| May 11, 2014, 14:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (Samib @ May 11, 2014, 09:15) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2014, 06:24) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 11, 2014, 05:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 10, 2014, 18:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 10, 2014, 18:06) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 10, 2014, 13:35)Ya shoulda pounded him into the ground. It'd be interesting to see what kinda fruit you'd yield in the fall. Mandarin Oranges, DUH!
Well that would make sense, they are a minature version of the real thing. They have a thinner more fragile skin, and they are seedless... i suppose it all depends on what part of the Orient he's from...
Something tells me that where ever he's from...he got run outta town tarred and feathered. I'd just like to know how the hell he ended up out here two weeks from everywhere, and telling me my drift fence is drifting ...saying it with a lispe ,clenching his butt cheeks together, and his hands on his hips.
Why does this shit always happen to me?
Must be your magnetism.
Well I've become aware of the fact that there are a few guys here that like to visit my profile,....which is something that I choose to not acknowledge, and very much ignore...
Denial is a very powerful thing, ...and so is a "Delete" button.
I also believe....in my odd reality, as I choose to see it...That if a set of DD boobs are pointed north, or in my direction, that compass has the perfect magnetism...and Mother Nature should never be ignored, or questioned.
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| May 11, 2014, 14:54 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
I think it happens to you because of an unrealistic manifestation incubated when you habitually wet the bed til the age of 17. Dr. OCB
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| May 11, 2014, 16:06 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2014, 14:54)Well I've become aware of the fact that there are a few guys here that like to visit my profile,....which is something that I choose to not acknowledge, and very much ignore...
Denial is a very powerful thing, ...and so is a "Delete" button.
It scares me looking at the "Who's Checking Me Out" page as 6 of the last 10 visits were from guys 
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| May 11, 2014, 18:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ May 11, 2014, 16:06) I think it happens to you because of an unrealistic manifestation incubated when you habitually wet the bed til the age of 17. Dr. OCB
Well that may be the case Doctor...But I take pride in the fact that when I wet the bed at 17 years of age, I had a 28 year old young lady next to me that was a squirter...and she didn't even notice...
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| May 11, 2014, 23:40 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 10, 2014, 05:08) So today the new owner of the ranch next door to me dropped by when I was hand pounding fence posts in the ground between his new property and mine.
Now I had heard this guy was Gay ....and thats all I'd heard about him, and that didn't bother me....
So this Prius painted light yellow pulls up , and the door opens and shuts, and I heard footsteps but his head hadn't cleared the roof of his car so I couldn't see who he was.
He rounds the corner of his fender and there is a five foot four asian guy that couldn't weigh more than 125 pounds.
This little dude was wearing a pink plaid shirt, tan wranglers, and a western belt buckle that looked like he was wearing a hubcap around his waist, because he was so small.
Even my hired cowgirl looked at me and said under her breath "What the Fuck?"
He plants a tan cowboy hat on his head , and it has that 1970's look to it...you know, the feather hat band that flares up into the crown...So I asked my new neighbor
"How fast was that orange chicken flying when it hit your hat?"
Well he proceeds to start giving me shit about how the fence is all wrong, and how I'm not on the property line...blah, blah ,blah,...I really wasn't listening, beause my hired cowgirl was snickering so loud.
So I said to him..."Well if you think you can reach the top of a 7 foot fence post , and pound it into the ground ,..you put in this fence !!"
He said something else , but my hired hands laughter was drowning out his words...and he was angry so his Chinese accent got a little strong...He stormed outta there and tripped over a cow pie and dirtied his new red cowboy boots.
My employee looked at me with tears in her eyes and said "It's a damn good thing you don't hit little girls " I guess she thought it was funny me taking shit from a Gay Asian guy that was shorter than her, weighed less than her, and couldn't lift half the weight she could...she also said something about she wouldn't wear that get up for a Halloween costume
She was laughing so damn hard ,I think she peed herself...
This sounds like the plot of an episode from High Chaparral...
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| May 12, 2014, 13:19 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ May 11, 2014, 18:32) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2014, 14:54)Well I've become aware of the fact that there are a few guys here that like to visit my profile,....which is something that I choose to not acknowledge, and very much ignore...
Denial is a very powerful thing, ...and so is a "Delete" button.
It scares me looking at the "Who's Checking Me Out" page as 6 of the last 10 visits were from guys
i feel the same way, but i get quite a few, mostly because i am a moderator. some guys look aty my profile three or four times before they decide they want to ask me for advice about something site related.
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| May 12, 2014, 17:56 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 12, 2014, 17:56) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ May 11, 2014, 18:32) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2014, 14:54)Well I've become aware of the fact that there are a few guys here that like to visit my profile,....which is something that I choose to not acknowledge, and very much ignore...
Denial is a very powerful thing, ...and so is a "Delete" button.
It scares me looking at the "Who's Checking Me Out" page as 6 of the last 10 visits were from guys i feel the same way, but i get quite a few, mostly because i am a moderator. some guys look aty my profile three or four times before they decide they want to ask me for advice about something site related.
Yeah....Sure....Sight related.....We all know the real reason you took down the towel pic.
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| May 13, 2014, 03:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 13, 2014, 03:28) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 12, 2014, 17:56) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ May 11, 2014, 18:32) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2014, 14:54)Well I've become aware of the fact that there are a few guys here that like to visit my profile,....which is something that I choose to not acknowledge, and very much ignore...
Denial is a very powerful thing, ...and so is a "Delete" button.
It scares me looking at the "Who's Checking Me Out" page as 6 of the last 10 visits were from guys i feel the same way, but i get quite a few, mostly because i am a moderator. some guys look aty my profile three or four times before they decide they want to ask me for advice about something site related.
Yeah....Sure....Sight related.....We all know the real reason you took down the towel pic.
yeah, cuz you and Free were traumatized by it too much...and i have had quite a few guys ask me if i would send messages to another member, because they were both non vip's. i generally tell them no though.
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| May 13, 2014, 04:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Is There a Broke Back Mountain in China ?
The little dude showed up here again today...I couldn't understand a word he was saying....What the hell does "Fence in wong pwace yew wed nack cay-boyyyy " mean ?
I also didn't like the way he giggled to himself when I turned around. I felt kinda ....violated.
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