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The Ballad of Freensleazy
Hasn't been written yet, but we could do it...lots of things rhyme with sleazy...skeezy comes to mind.
Anyone have a verse or chorus rhyming sleazy and skeezy?
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| April 30, 2014, 14:35 |
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Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
come n' listen to ma story of a man called Free, he laughed so hard he almost peed. the one day he was playin' a little Keno, when up to the table walked a little Reno (Janet, that is), well the next thing you know he was sportin' a little wood, but she's so old, she never understood. this song so cheesy it can only be about FreenSleazy.  (sing it to the tune of the Ballad of Jed Clampett)
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| April 30, 2014, 18:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 30, 2014, 14:35)Hasn't been written yet, but we could do it...lots of things rhyme with sleazy...skeezy comes to mind.
Anyone have a verse or chorus rhyming sleazy and skeezy?
I've taken this as a personal challenge...I'm trying to verse Sleazy with "An ice cream headache from sucking on a giant Freezie"....or "He so damn easy "...I may need some help here.
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| May 3, 2014, 21:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 3, 2014, 21:10) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 30, 2014, 14:35)Hasn't been written yet, but we could do it...lots of things rhyme with sleazy...skeezy comes to mind.
Anyone have a verse or chorus rhyming sleazy and skeezy?
I've taken this as a personal challenge...I'm trying to verse Sleazy with "An ice cream headache from sucking on a giant Freezie"....or "He so damn easy "...I may need some help here.
""He so damn easy "..." He hooked up with Wheezie. I know this sounds a little Cheezy, but that is how he rolls after eating all those Cheetos.
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| May 3, 2014, 23:14 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 3, 2014, 23:14) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 3, 2014, 21:10) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 30, 2014, 14:35)Hasn't been written yet, but we could do it...lots of things rhyme with sleazy...skeezy comes to mind.
Anyone have a verse or chorus rhyming sleazy and skeezy?
I've taken this as a personal challenge...I'm trying to verse Sleazy with "An ice cream headache from sucking on a giant Freezie"....or "He so damn easy "...I may need some help here.
""He so damn easy "..." He hooked up with Wheezie. I know this sounds a little Cheezy, but that is how he rolls after eating all those Cheetos.
Wheezie from "The Jeffersons ?"..I just started snapping my fingers..."Movin' on up....To the top...With a deeeluxe guitar, from some guy...OHHH movin' on up....To the top,.. gettin bored of eatin'...between her thighs..Ohh Ho Ho Movin' on up"
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| May 3, 2014, 23:53 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
Sorry free, I got Fender and bender then nothing. OCB
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| May 8, 2014, 11:21 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
An alternate version for Free and Easy Down the Road I Go.
Pair of boobs and a box of wine
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Hangin' memories on the forum page
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Cheap and easy is the way to go
Beatles's rockin' on the radio
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Phones a ringin' like an old banjo
Cheap and easy is the way to go
Got attention on me like a big spotlight
So I know everything is gonna be alright
Ain't no tellin' where the snow might blow
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Livin' life like a boardwalk stroll
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Cheap and easy is the way to go
If you only get to go around one time
I'm gonna sit back and try to enjoy the wine
I could make a million or wind up broke
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Can't take it with you when you go so
Cheap and easy is the way to go
Someday I know it's gonna make me come so
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Cheap and easy is the way to go
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| May 8, 2014, 18:09 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
QUOTE (JenTX @ May 8, 2014, 18:09)An alternate version for Free and Easy Down the Road I Go.
Pair of boobs and a box of wine
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Hangin' memories on the forum page
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Cheap and easy is the way to go
Beatles's rockin' on the radio
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Phones a ringin' like an old banjo
Cheap and easy is the way to go
Got attention on me like a big spotlight
So I know everything is gonna be alright
Ain't no tellin' where the snow might blow
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Livin' life like a boardwalk stroll
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Cheap and easy is the way to go
If you only get to go around one time
I'm gonna sit back and try to enjoy the wine
I could make a million or wind up broke
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Can't take it with you when you go so
Cheap and easy is the way to go
Someday I know it's gonna make me come so
Freensleazy writes the songs, ya know
Cheap and easy is the way to go
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| May 8, 2014, 19:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
Freakin' awesome Jen..!!!!
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| May 8, 2014, 19:55 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 8, 2014, 19:55)Freakin' awesome Jen..!!!!
Agreed! And when Weird Al retires, she has a job waiting for her as his replacement!
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| May 8, 2014, 20:27 |
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Re: Re: Re: The Ballad of Freensleazy
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ May 8, 2014, 20:27) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 8, 2014, 19:55)Freakin' awesome Jen..!!!!
Agreed! And when Weird Al retires, she has a job waiting for her as his replacement!
Al will never die...have you seen the "Star Wars Cantina Band Auditions" video on You tube? it's pretty good. lol (and Al survived a war with Coolio over the song Amish Paradise...i don't think anything can stop him!)
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