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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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You Do What?
Martha walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to complete her tax return. After agreeing a price, they sit down and go through her paperwork. He starts by asking for her full name, address, and National Insurance Number. Then he asks her, "And what do you do for a living? what's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," replies Martha.
"Very funny," he says. "What do you really do?"
"But I'm a whore," says Martha. "I really am."
"Hold on," he says, looking quite shocked, "You know I can't put such a job title down on your tax return. Can you think of some other suitable title?"
"How about a High Class Call Girl?" she replies.
"No. I still don't think such a job title will be acceptable to the Internal Revenue. Can you think of anything suitable, or I won't be able to help you any further."
"OK," says Martha, "How about me being an Elite Chicken Farmer?"
"That just might be OK," he replies, "but what on earth does you being a chicken farmer have to do with you being a prostitute?"
"Because I'm sure I must have raised a thousand little peckers in the last financial year." she says.
"OK," he says, "a Chicken Farmer you are."
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| April 26, 2014, 19:31 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: You Do What?
I worked preparing tax returns. Drug dealers and illegal professions are required to fill out returns.
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| April 26, 2014, 20:26 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: You Do What?
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| April 26, 2014, 21:50 |
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