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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Gotta Love Those Texans
The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
GOVT AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.
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| April 24, 2014, 06:50 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Gotta Love Those Texans
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| April 24, 2014, 08:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Gotta Love Those Texans
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| April 24, 2014, 15:00 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Gotta Love Those Texans
QUOTE (Doc426 @ April 24, 2014, 06:50)The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
GOVT AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.
Fantastic, Doc!!!
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| April 24, 2014, 23:23 |
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