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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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You Know Your Getting Old When.....
You know your getting old when....The burning fire of youth deep in your belly, is really just acid reflux. ......When you hike up your Wranglers and you have to be careful not to chafe your nipples.... When you sneeze , and you run your tongue along your teeth afterwards, to make sure they are still all in their former positions......When you turn down a night out with the boys at the local strip club, just in case you might get chest pains. When you consider using chap stick for a hemmoroid medication ,to save yourself the bother of running to the store.
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| March 12, 2014, 04:21 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 12, 2014, 04:2u1)You know your getting old when....The burning fire of yoth deep in your belly, is really just acid reflux. ......When you hike up your Wranglers and you have to be careful not to chafe your nipples.... When you sneeze , and you run your tongue along your teeth afterwards, to make sure they are still all in their former positions......When you turn down a night out with the boys at the local strip club, just in case you might get chest pains. When you consider using chap stick for a hemmoroid medication ,to save yourself the bother of running to the store.
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| March 12, 2014, 13:56 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
You did this just to get me din't you, nosey fucker.
When you take 1/4 of a viagra evevry day so won;t pisson your on your boots.
When you have suspenders on your sweat pants
when you are having a peeing contest with your grand son an writes his name ten feet away and you dribble your initals at your feet.
When your horse no longer runs from you he just turns and farts
When you can't read your prescription without your glasses
When you pee in the hamper and throw your diry clothes in the toilet
When you can't get your dick through all the clothes you have on in winter so you just let dribble down your leg
When a piss hardon excites you
more later i have to go take a nap OCB
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| March 12, 2014, 14:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
Oh come on !!....With all due respect..You couldn't piss your initials after a case of beer......  ...And for the record, now we are even... 
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| March 12, 2014, 14:40 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
I am not getting old I refuse.
Ma
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| March 14, 2014, 23:45 |
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
The number changes but my mind doesn't accept it.
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| March 15, 2014, 00:31 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
We are suppose to change with the number?????? on boy I am in trouble.
Ma
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| March 15, 2014, 01:38 |
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Re: Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 15, 2014, 01:38)We are suppose to change with the number?????? on boy I am in trouble.
Ma
I don't think we change it. Works like a calander. Changes whether you want it to or not.
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| March 15, 2014, 12:20 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
One day you will get old you nosey, nasty Fucker, OCB
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| March 16, 2014, 00:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
You now need eight hours of sleep, but can't get it!!!
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| March 16, 2014, 01:54 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
When it takes you all night to do what you used to DO all night.
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| March 16, 2014, 12:52 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: You Know Your Getting Old When.....
when ya use to take good care of your fishing pole and NOW ya don't care
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| March 16, 2014, 21:50 |
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