You were very lucky to have the presence of mind. I would have slapped that sucker so fast!

But, tell me exactly what position you were in to see a mosquito land on your testicles??

You were very lucky to have the presence of mind. I would have slapped that sucker so fast!

But, tell me exactly what position you were in to see a mosquito land on your testicles??

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 3, 2014, 19:42)


I keep a mirror between my legs in case of just such an emergency. And you probably thought I was gonna say something weird.

Note to self: Always dowse the package with OFF! when Kiss is around

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ March 3, 2014, 20:15)
Oh ...That makes sense then.....I thought you noticed the mosquito when you were trying to kiss your own ass...Just please tell me it isn't a little hand held mirror...You know, with a little handle...If it is...I don't need to know how you keep it in position...I guess musicians will walk as bow legged as cowboys ,in mosquito season.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 4, 2014, 00:44)


I have a feeling it may be magnified?

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 3, 2014, 19:42)


I keep a mirror between my legs in case of just such an emergency. And you probably thought I was gonna say something weird.

Note to self: Always dowse the package with OFF! when Kiss is around

Ok, this doesn't really belong here, but I couldn't really see starting a new thread over it.

I was at my bank the other day and the assistant manager was filling in for some teller duty. Her window opened up and she called me over, took care of my transaction, handed me my receipt and said "you have a nice one" and turned to walk away. I responded with "Thanks, you have a nice one too". She stopped dead in her tracks, turned and looked back at me, stared for a split second and then burst out laughing, as did everyone else with in ear shot.

Did you ever get your damn email figured out? It's really not that difficult

Ok, this doesn't really belong here, but I couldn't really see starting a new thread over it.

I was at my bank the other day and the assistant manager was filling in for some teller duty. Her window opened up and she called me over, took care of my transaction, handed me my receipt and said "you have a nice one" and turned to walk away. I responded with "Thanks, you have a nice one too". She stopped dead in her tracks, turned and looked back at me, stared for a split second and then burst out laughing, as did everyone else with in ear shot.

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ March 4, 2014, 15:57)


At one of my old places of work, the lady in charge of paying our expenses had a Rubens-like figure and wasn't particularly well organized. Consequently, every month she would wander around the offices apologising that the expenses hadn't been paid and claiming (against all the evidence to the contrary!!) "I've got a little behind".

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ March 4, 2014, 15:40)
Well I'm really not that bright...but I can lift heavy things..Yes I figured it out...but lost all my old emails ..

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 4, 2014, 16:58)

Is it still that horse semen one?

Hey Kinky, I think thats called a Canadian Vasectomy.

This is far from original, but it's a good one. Around here, a lot of places need to enter a date of birth when selling alcohol or else it wont scan. I do this every chance I get:
Clerk: Date of birth?
Me: March 4th
Clerk: What year?
Me: Every year.
Ya just never know what kind of response you're gonna get with that one.

Hey Kinky, I think thats called a Canadian Vasectomy.

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ March 5, 2014, 21:05)



Must be a west coast thing in canada