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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
So I walked in my house Valentines Day, and on my kitchen table was a small red box full of Lindt chocolate hearts wrapped in red foil, and a card...
Turns out they were from an 75 year old lady that just lost her husband last year that I lend a helping hand too once in a while,...You know trim her horses feet , clean her gutters , split some firewood, and stack it ..that sorta thing. So she was in town ,thought of me, and I guess she thought she'd leave a nice gift for me with these chocolates and a card...
The card read..."Thanks for all your help over the last while, without you I could never have made it....Happy Valentines Day Sweaty."
SWEATY !!...What now I'm the stinky guy in the neighborhood ?
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| February 18, 2014, 05:12 |
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
that reminds me of a scene in the movie Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days...the family gets a dog named "sweetie", and the boys personalize his dish with "SWEATY"...
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| February 18, 2014, 06:17 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Sometimes the truth hurts. OCB 
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| February 18, 2014, 11:40 |
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Perhaps it was because you sweat when you do work for her?
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| February 18, 2014, 12:40 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Yeah, really. What made you think it was a mistake?
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| February 18, 2014, 13:06 |
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
or maybe it was her way of telling you she wants to get sweaty with you.... 
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| February 18, 2014, 13:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Well for personal reasons, and to preserve my fragile self image...I'm going with ,.. it was a spelling mistake....Sniff, Sniff...hmmm..?
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| February 18, 2014, 14:12 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
I had to answer this when I read it. As most of you know I am a horrible speller.I am not exactly the best typist either. To make it worse if I don't wear my reading glasses I have been know to post text or leave messages that can be embarrassing to say the least.This would be a book or a series of books if I listed all the embarrassing things I have written.My kids save the text messages as a form of blackmail at this point.
I used to say that spell check was my best friend, however I spell so bad that I confuse spell check. Besides I still have to be able to see the word to make sure I pick the right one, which is a problem if I am not wearing my reading glasses.
Then this thing came out called "auto correct". I was thrilled! Until I started using it.I swear the person who invented it was a pervert. It seems that every time it "corrects" something I write, it turns it into something obscene. It wouldn't be to bad, but it always seems to be that it does it when I text someone like my kids, my mother, brothers or someone like the PTA president or Superintendent of schools. I almost always have to apologize for something I email or text.
It has become on ongoing joke with almost everyone that knows me. I will get text messages from my kids that say things like. "Really Mom, PLEASE read the text before you hit send , and put your glasses on! I now need to go to therapy after I finish throwing up from that last text."
I wish I could say this was an exaggeration but it's really that bad. So I feel for the women that left that card for you. But just in case it wasn't an error you might want to shower before you go see her next time.
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| February 18, 2014, 16:10 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
mines just a pain in the but, it does the same too always picks a word ya don't need
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| February 18, 2014, 22:20 |
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Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 18, 2014, 14:12)Well for personal reasons, and to preserve my fragile self image...I'm going with ,.. it was a spelling mistake....Sniff, Sniff...hmmm..?
You don't like sweat?
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| February 19, 2014, 03:03 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
I am going w/ LnH on this one, I think maybe it was her way of seducing you with a suggestion that she'd like to get sweaty with you - but hey I am just a romantic at heart
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| February 19, 2014, 04:36 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Just wanted to say that Jlee I love the corset in your picture.I want one.lol 
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| February 19, 2014, 07:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
So I went and bought some manly smelling bodywash...and one of those Loofah's L+H was talking about...I don't know ,this is kinda stretching it for me...not very redneck ,cowboy..
Now I smell so different ,the horses shy away from me...
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| February 20, 2014, 15:54 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Thats not shying away their bolting 
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| February 20, 2014, 21:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ February 20, 2014, 21:58)Thats not shying away their bolting
I'm just afraid they will start kicking me next...I have to start trimming hooves tomorrow, and I'm not looking forward to it.
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| February 21, 2014, 00:32 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
Well you were supposed to rinse the bodywash off after you wash. It wont smell like sweat and perfume that way. Right now you probably smell like a whore to the horses.
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| February 21, 2014, 14:03 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 21, 2014, 14:03)Well you were supposed to rinse the bodywash off after you wash. It wont smell like sweat and perfume that way. Right now you probably smell like a whore to the horses.
Oh sure.....open up that can of worms..there are a few here that will have a hayday with that comment....and for the record...I am not a man whore...
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| February 21, 2014, 15:52 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
I think you're more of a "whorse"
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| February 21, 2014, 16:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 21, 2014, 16:24)I think you're more of a "whorse"
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| February 21, 2014, 17:19 |
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Re: Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 21, 2014, 15:52) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 21, 2014, 14:03)Well you were supposed to rinse the bodywash off after you wash. It wont smell like sweat and perfume that way. Right now you probably smell like a whore to the horses.
Oh sure.....open up that can of worms..there are a few here that will have a hayday with that comment....and for the record...I am not a man whore...
nooo...in order for you to be a man "whore"...you'd have to receive some sort of payment (typically money) in return for having sex....i'm pretty sure you'll give it up at no cost...and i'm positive that there's no female dumb enough to pay for it from you...(they all know it's a waste of money...) 
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| February 22, 2014, 04:21 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 22, 2014, 04:21) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 21, 2014, 15:52) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 21, 2014, 14:03)Well you were supposed to rinse the bodywash off after you wash. It wont smell like sweat and perfume that way. Right now you probably smell like a whore to the horses.
Oh sure.....open up that can of worms..there are a few here that will have a hayday with that comment....and for the record...I am not a man whore... nooo...in order for you to be a man "whore"...you'd have to receive some sort of payment (typically money) in return for having sex....i'm pretty sure you'll give it up at no cost...and i'm positive that there's no female dumb enough to pay for it from you...(they all know it's a waste of money...)
on second thought, i bet there's a 300 pound Eskimo named Bertha waiting for you to respond with your rates...
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| February 22, 2014, 04:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 22, 2014, 04:27) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 22, 2014, 04:21) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 21, 2014, 15:52) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 21, 2014, 14:03)Well you were supposed to rinse the bodywash off after you wash. It wont smell like sweat and perfume that way. Right now you probably smell like a whore to the horses.
Oh sure.....open up that can of worms..there are a few here that will have a hayday with that comment....and for the record...I am not a man whore... nooo...in order for you to be a man "whore"...you'd have to receive some sort of payment (typically money) in return for having sex....i'm pretty sure you'll give it up at no cost...and i'm positive that there's no female dumb enough to pay for it from you...(they all know it's a waste of money...) on second thought, i bet there's a 300 pound Eskimo named Bertha waiting for you to respond with your rates...
I've never charged for it..no matter how good of a job I do....although I have considered sex after a pitty dance, and a pitty smooch on the cheek...but couldn't follow thru with it...if I don't find her attractive ,thats the end of it.
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| February 22, 2014, 21:06 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 19, 2014, 07:48)Just wanted to say that Jlee I love the corset in your picture.I want one.lol
Aww thanks - I have a secret fetish for corsets,they simply make you feel sexy!
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| February 24, 2014, 19:28 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: A Very Nice Gesture,....And a Very Bad Spelling Mistake
we were looking at leather ones at a biker place the other day , kinda pricey... the wife was even turned off by the purse prices too 250 bucks.... 
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| February 25, 2014, 17:40 |
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