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nudistgardener
55 / male
Cornwall, England, UK
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caught naked
Hi all just a question has anyone been caught naked by a friend,neighbour or family member. If you have who was it age etc what they do.
If not been caught anyone like to be caught nude and by whom?.
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| February 7, 2014, 21:59 |
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Re: caught naked
When I lived way the hell out in the country I was sure I could easily sunbath nude in private but apparently one neighbor who like to horseback ride had taught his horse to tip toe silently...
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| February 12, 2014, 13:13 |
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Re: caught naked
Yes, but it was usually accidentally on purpose
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| February 12, 2014, 13:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 12, 2014, 13:13)When I lived way the hell out in the country I was sure I could easily sunbath nude in private but apparently one neighbor who like to horseback ride had taught his horse to tip toe silently...
Rubber horseshoes are not just used for drawing carriages on pavement...They also perform very well for sneaking up on yellow haired Missouri girls...
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| February 12, 2014, 17:55 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 12, 2014, 17:55) QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 12, 2014, 13:13)When I lived way the hell out in the country I was sure I could easily sunbath nude in private but apparently one neighbor who like to horseback ride had taught his horse to tip toe silently...
Rubber horseshoes are not just used for drawing carriages on pavement...They also perform very well for sneaking up on yellow haired Missouri girls...
Ah, so that's the real reason behind those dressage events we see at the Olympics!
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| February 12, 2014, 18:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 12, 2014, 18:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 12, 2014, 17:55) QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 12, 2014, 13:13)When I lived way the hell out in the country I was sure I could easily sunbath nude in private but apparently one neighbor who like to horseback ride had taught his horse to tip toe silently...
Rubber horseshoes are not just used for drawing carriages on pavement...They also perform very well for sneaking up on yellow haired Missouri girls...
Ah, so that's the real reason behind those dressage events we see at the Olympics!
Yes ,it's all in the silence of the sidepass....
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| February 12, 2014, 18:44 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: caught naked
Yes. Topless in the backyard, sleepung. Awoke to see three teenagers pn the roof of the house behind mine. All smiling and giggling.
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| February 12, 2014, 19:27 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: caught naked
Ive never seen anything like that in my back yard
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| February 12, 2014, 19:36 |
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Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 12, 2014, 19:36)Ive never seen anything like that in my back yard
i heard that you were interested in property next to the retirement home, just for that purpose...
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| February 12, 2014, 19:37 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: caught naked
That doesnt make me a bad person
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| February 12, 2014, 19:58 |
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Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 12, 2014, 19:36)Ive never seen anything like that in my back yard
A roof?
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| February 13, 2014, 01:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 12, 2014, 19:27)
Yes. Topless in the backyard, sleepung. Awoke to see three teenagers pn the roof of the house behind mine. All smiling and giggling.
...and they are probably still talking about that.
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| February 13, 2014, 03:04 |
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Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 13, 2014, 03:04) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 12, 2014, 19:27)
Yes. Topless in the backyard, sleepung. Awoke to see three teenagers pn the roof of the house behind mine. All smiling and giggling.
...and they are probably still talking about that.
They may have decided to live up there.
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| February 13, 2014, 12:30 |
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Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 12, 2014, 17:55) QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 12, 2014, 13:13)When I lived way the hell out in the country I was sure I could easily sunbath nude in private but apparently one neighbor who like to horseback ride had taught his horse to tip toe silently...
Rubber horseshoes are not just used for drawing carriages on pavement...They also perform very well for sneaking up on yellow haired Missouri girls...
I have auburn hair...went blonde shortly at hubs request, hated the maintenance of it and will never do that again.
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| February 13, 2014, 14:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 13, 2014, 14:42) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 12, 2014, 17:55) QUOTE (Chazzy @ February 12, 2014, 13:13)When I lived way the hell out in the country I was sure I could easily sunbath nude in private but apparently one neighbor who like to horseback ride had taught his horse to tip toe silently...
Rubber horseshoes are not just used for drawing carriages on pavement...They also perform very well for sneaking up on yellow haired Missouri girls...
I have auburn hair...went blonde shortly at hubs request, hated the maintenance of it and will never do that again.
If I was on the back of a horse, and happened on you sunbathing nude....do you really think I'd care what color your hair is....?
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| February 13, 2014, 15:36 |
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sexyamy
32 / female
athens, Ohio, US
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Re: caught naked
i have been caught several times.
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| February 13, 2014, 21:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: caught naked
When I was building this place, I lived for half a year in my camper, set on sawhorses in the grass. It had an outside shower, so because of the cold nights I would shower in the middle of the day , to get rid of the sawdust from working the fir logs for the walls, and floor joists.
One cold but very bright sunny day, an older couple pulled on my place , in the middle of my shower, half lost and looking for a campsite....The look on their face and the fact that they couldn't stop apologizing for interrupting my much needed shower wasn't the funny part....It was when I said , standing with my hands on my hips, dripping wet...." Just remember...It's very cold right now..It shows better , and is far more impressive when it's a little warmer.."
We were laughing so hard ,and they took it so well...I let them camp here for two weeks, and they ended up cooking dinner for me every night.
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| February 15, 2014, 18:41 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 12, 2014, 19:36)Ive never seen anything like that in my back yard
I don't think it was their back yard ?
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| February 16, 2014, 12:49 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: caught naked
I know it wasn't. That was an invitation. Ever sunbathed topless in the snow?
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| February 16, 2014, 13:43 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 16, 2014, 13:43)I know it wasn't. That was an invitation. Ever sunbathed topless in the snow?
Am I allowed to answer that one Kiss...?
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| February 16, 2014, 22:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 16, 2014, 22:28) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 16, 2014, 13:43)I know it wasn't. That was an invitation. Ever sunbathed topless in the snow?
Am I allowed to answer that one Kiss...?
Be my guest.
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| February 17, 2014, 02:31 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 17, 2014, 02:31) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 16, 2014, 22:28) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 16, 2014, 13:43)I know it wasn't. That was an invitation. Ever sunbathed topless in the snow?
Am I allowed to answer that one Kiss...?
Be my guest.
Well as some of you know I have a matching set of ball and claw foot tubs in my back yard for that very reason....
Kisses body is smoking hot, but she isn't used to the New York / Canadian temperatures...so if you don't have a hotub, go rent one. Give her 20 minutes in the tub, pick her up and place her facing down on the snow...it'll steam a bit and she'll squirm and squeel, but she'll stay put.
After 10 minutes roll her over to sun tan her front...tell her you over oiled her body and she may burn.
When she is rolled onto her back, your left with several things...steaming erect cold perfect nipples for your viewing pleasure...and two D-cup indentations in the snow, that are perfect cup holders, to hold your glasses of Crown Royal.
That is the reason I have ball and claw foot tubs in my back yard, thats also the reason I never require ice in my Crown.
So ,Yes...she has sunbathed topless in the snow....
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| February 17, 2014, 05:20 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: caught naked
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 17, 2014, 05:20) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 17, 2014, 02:31) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 16, 2014, 22:28) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 16, 2014, 13:43)I know it wasn't. That was an invitation. Ever sunbathed topless in the snow?
Am I allowed to answer that one Kiss...?
Be my guest.
Well as some of you know I have a matching set of ball and claw foot tubs in my back yard for that very reason....
Kisses body is smoking hot, but she isn't used to the New York / Canadian temperatures...so if you don't have a hotub, go rent one. Give her 20 minutes in the tub, pick her up and place her facing down on the snow...it'll steam a bit and she'll squirm and squeel, but she'll stay put.
After 10 minutes roll her over to sun tan her front...tell her you over oiled her body and she may burn.
When she is rolled onto her back, your left with several things...steaming erect cold perfect nipples for your viewing pleasure...and two D-cup indentations in the snow, that are perfect cup holders, to hold your glasses of Crown Royal.
That is the reason I have ball and claw foot tubs in my back yard, thats also the reason I never require ice in my Crown.
So ,Yes...she has sunbathed topless in the snow....
You've put a little too much thought into this
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| February 17, 2014, 20:42 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: caught naked
Sy your story reminded me one time i was bringing some
heifers down from a mountain pasture and they brushed up on
me i sent my dog into get them out i heard cows bawling and someone cussing a blue streak a rode the brush and there was
abow hunter standing in the creek with soap in his hair cussing me, my dog, my horse, the cattle naked as a jay bird.
I let him finish then I said you look pretty foolish standing there bare ass naked with what looks like
like two belly buttons and me with a 45-70 in my scabberd I wished him a good day and rode off into the sunset.
OCB
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| February 17, 2014, 22:43 |
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Fredmagic
60 / male
Marysville, Kansas, US
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Re: caught naked
I run around naked all the time - there is times friends walk in
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| February 27, 2014, 09:23 |
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