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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Poetry Corner
The rain it falls on everyone,
The just and unjust fella;
But main on the just because
The unjust stole his umberella!
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| February 5, 2014, 18:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Poetry Corner
Twinkle ,Twinkle, WanderingStar
We all wonder what you are
Like a Beatnick that gets high
The brain you have is almost fried
Twinkle ,Twinkle, WanderingStar
Restraining orders from afar..
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| February 5, 2014, 22:36 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Poetry Corner
Katrina, a beautiful lass,
Had a truly magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think;
But grey, with long ears, and ate grass
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| February 6, 2014, 12:59 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Poetry Corner
These are performed by trained professionals. Please, do not try this at home.
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| February 6, 2014, 14:11 |
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Re: Poetry Corner
poetry that's corny, by LonelyandHorny
there once was a guy called Free, as ugly as could be.
i looked in the mirror and thought, man i'm glad that's not me.
the man called Syb, he drools so much, he needed a bib.
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| February 6, 2014, 14:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Poetry Corner
There once was a man named Lonely and Horny
His temperment was ill because he had a shorty
He once said to a blonde lass
" Do you take it in the ass ? "
And she said "It's so tiny.., I don't think I'd be sorry "
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| February 7, 2014, 02:03 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Poetry Corner
Oh man, you guys (not 5tar) are rank amateurs! Do ya really wanna know how its done?
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| February 7, 2014, 02:24 |
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QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 7, 2014, 02:24)Oh man, you guys (not 5tar) are rank amateurs! Do ya really wanna know how its done?
Free Smells, Free Smells, he tried selling sea shells to a gal named Babs, but all she ended up with was crabs.
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| February 7, 2014, 06:28 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Poetry Corner
A cowboy whilst riding his horse
Was wondering what was the source
Of the rumours that Free
When in Miami
Was the plaintiff in Kiss's divorce
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| February 7, 2014, 14:01 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 14:01)A cowboy whilst riding his horse
Was wondering what was the source
Of the rumours that Free
When in Miami
Was the plaintiff in Kiss's divorce
Well done Sir!
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| February 7, 2014, 15:51 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 14:01)A cowboy whilst riding his horse
Was wondering what was the source
Of the rumours that Free
When in Miami
Was the plaintiff in Kiss's divorce
I.....Can't ....quite.......reach........the knife...lodged in my back !!
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| February 7, 2014, 16:31 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
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| February 7, 2014, 16:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 16:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
My head has taken numerous impacts..but never from a guitar.
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| February 7, 2014, 18:37 |
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:37) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 16:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
My head has taken numerous impacts..but never from a guitar.
El Ka-Bong!
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| February 7, 2014, 18:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 7, 2014, 18:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:37) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 16:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
My head has taken numerous impacts..but never from a guitar. El Ka-Bong!
Seems to me ,it would be a horrible waste of a good guitar...
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| February 7, 2014, 18:45 |
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Re: Poetry Corner
so you like Free's white guitar then? i'm sure he'd bust it over your head, if you bought him a vintage Stratocaster to replace it...
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| February 7, 2014, 19:06 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:37) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 16:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
My head has taken numerous impacts..but never from a guitar.
Oh, I hadn't thought of that! I was just thinking of Free's playing of it...
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| February 7, 2014, 19:33 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 7, 2014, 18:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:37) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 16:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
My head has taken numerous impacts..but never from a guitar. El Ka-Bong!
Seems to me ,it would be a horrible waste of a good guitar...
Actually, I'm not that fond of that guitar
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| February 7, 2014, 20:51 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 7, 2014, 20:51) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ February 7, 2014, 18:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 18:37) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 7, 2014, 16:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 7, 2014, 16:31)
Bludgeoned to death with a Stratocaster I'd have gone with...
My head has taken numerous impacts..but never from a guitar. El Ka-Bong!
Seems to me ,it would be a horrible waste of a good guitar...
Actually, I'm not that fond of that guitar
Does it go up to 11?
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| February 7, 2014, 21:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Poetry Corner
I'm not that proud of the shape of my head either....
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| February 7, 2014, 21:50 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Poetry Corner
How the hell did we go from writing questionable quality poetry...to Free bashing my head in with his guitar ?
I hope I'm not talking about this in my "Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me ?" thread anytime soon.
I guess Brothers do tend to fight a lot.
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| February 8, 2014, 00:22 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 8, 2014, 00:22)How the hell did we go from writing questionable quality poetry...to Free bashing my head in with his guitar ?
I hope I'm not talking about this in my "Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me ?" thread anytime soon.
I guess Brothers do tend to fight a lot.
I wondered the same thing!
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| February 8, 2014, 15:13 |
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QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 8, 2014, 15:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 8, 2014, 00:22)How the hell did we go from writing questionable quality poetry...to Free bashing my head in with his guitar ?
I hope I'm not talking about this in my "Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me ?" thread anytime soon.
I guess Brothers do tend to fight a lot.
I wondered the same thing!
It's the start of a country song.
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| February 8, 2014, 16:27 |
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QUOTE (WTFU @ February 8, 2014, 16:27) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ February 8, 2014, 15:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 8, 2014, 00:22)How the hell did we go from writing questionable quality poetry...to Free bashing my head in with his guitar ?
I hope I'm not talking about this in my "Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me ?" thread anytime soon.
I guess Brothers do tend to fight a lot.
I wondered the same thing!
It's the start of a country song.
yeah, and if you play it backwards, the devil gives you you dog back, your wife back, your truck back, hell, he'd probably be glad to give Free that ugly white guitar back, and the matching shoes too.
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| February 9, 2014, 04:36 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Poetry Corner
There once was a young whore from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"
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| February 9, 2014, 08:18 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 9, 2014, 08:18)There once was a young whore from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"
In your heart...you really wanna be a cowboy 5tar.....
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| February 11, 2014, 06:00 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 11, 2014, 06:00) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 9, 2014, 08:18)There once was a young whore from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"
In your heart...you really wanna be a cowboy 5tar.....
He already is Our 5tar
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| February 11, 2014, 14:22 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 11, 2014, 06:00) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 9, 2014, 08:18)There once was a young whore from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"
In your heart...you really wanna be a cowboy 5tar.....
Fitting nicely into the Poetry Corner I strongly recommend you to look up the wonderful story of two cowboys, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete and a harlot called Eskimo Nell...
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| February 11, 2014, 20:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Poetry Corner
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 11, 2014, 20:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 11, 2014, 06:00) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 9, 2014, 08:18)There once was a young whore from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"
In your heart...you really wanna be a cowboy 5tar.....
Fitting nicely into the Poetry Corner I strongly recommend you to look up the wonderful story of two cowboys, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete and a harlot called Eskimo Nell...
I happen to know a harlot named Eskimo Nell.....Her girth makes her popular in the winter time ...she is size appropriate for keeping the bed warm...She also says to say "Hello"...and she'd like her sealskin panties back...
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| February 11, 2014, 20:50 |
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 11, 2014, 20:50) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 11, 2014, 20:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 11, 2014, 06:00) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 9, 2014, 08:18)There once was a young whore from Crewe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too"
In your heart...you really wanna be a cowboy 5tar.....
Fitting nicely into the Poetry Corner I strongly recommend you to look up the wonderful story of two cowboys, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete and a harlot called Eskimo Nell...
I happen to know a harlot named Eskimo Nell.....Her girth makes her popular in the winter time ...she is size appropriate for keeping the bed warm...She also says to say "Hello"...and she'd like her sealskin panties back...
he can't return them, or he will need to find another place to get shelter...
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| February 12, 2014, 06:24 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Poetry Corner
As a general rule, yer share of t'cake
Depends on t'effort that yer make.
So if yer do nowt but twiddle yer thumbs
Don't be surprised if yer just get crumbs
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| February 16, 2014, 19:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Poetry Corner
Here's to the lasses we've loved before
Here's to lasses we've kissed
And to sweet lovely lasses
And liquor in glasses
The last kiss is always the best.
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| February 16, 2014, 22:18 |
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