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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
So cousin Eli came by to help me put some yearlings in the squeeze, and administer some shots and replace some eartags. I was operating the controls while a big one was thrashing around and caught my hand in the mechanism.
And I yelled out the fact that " some Engineer ,in some city someplace designed this fucking thing , and never saw a cow in his life..." and then I insulted his manhood, and his Mother....and Eli looked at me kinda funny.
We were almost done, and Eli took advantage of my weakened mental state, due to my injuries, to inform me he was going to start dating a friend of mine....I gave him my best Eastwood stare, and told him " He'd better treat her right...or I'll know the reason why ".....and Eli kinda looked at me funny.
After a few minutes of silence working on the last of the calves, Eli worked up the courage, and said to me.." You know....",,,and Eli talks really slow , so this took awhile.." Your starting to sound ...just like your Dad !!".....and I looked at Eli kinda funny.
So I said to Eli..." I'm sounding just like the old man ?...I'd better call an Exorsist "
..and Eli looked at me kinda funny..
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| January 29, 2014, 04:48 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 29, 2014, 04:48)So cousin Eli came by to help me put some yearlings in the squeeze, and administer some shots and replace some eartags. I was operating the controls while a big one was thrashing around and caught my hand in the mechanism.
And I yelled out the fact that " some Engineer ,in some city someplace designed this fucking thing , and never saw a cow in his life..." and then I insulted his manhood, and his Mother....and Eli looked at me kinda funny.
We were almost done, and Eli took advantage of my weakened mental state, due to my injuries, to inform me he was going to start dating a friend of mine....I gave him my best Eastwood stare, and told him " He'd better treat her right...or I'll know the reason why ".....and Eli kinda looked at me funny.
After a few minutes of silence working on the last of the calves, Eli worked up the courage, and said to me.." You know....",,,and Eli talks really slow , so this took awhile.." Your starting to sound ...just like your Dad !!".....and I looked at Eli kinda funny.
So I said to Eli..." I'm sounding just like the old man ?...I'd better call an Exorsist "
..and Eli looked at me kinda fun
I catch mysef doing that all the time stuff i hated when my dad said, now i am doing it. My brothers and sisters and get to together for our birthdays, and the time i said one that we all hated when my dad said it. Then here I go repeating it thought they were gonna kill me. my brother made an excuse for someting, and i poped and said " an excuse is a skin of reason stuffed with a lie" and i hated myself as soon asit came out. OCB
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| January 29, 2014, 14:06 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
Sy we need you to come and retrieve your long lost son
Justin Bieber and return him to Canada he is need of a good
solid family upbrining. your friend OCB 
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| January 29, 2014, 19:54 |
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Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ January 29, 2014, 19:54) Sy we need you to come and retrieve your long lost son
Justin Bieber and return him to Canada he is need of a good
solid family upbrining. your friend OCB
there's no way he's Syb's son. i don't think Syb's son would still be alive if he behaved half as badly as Dweeber...
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| January 29, 2014, 20:11 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
that guy does look kina strange he does....
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| January 29, 2014, 21:01 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
I'd start with his shit eating haircut,...and take a pair of clippers to him, and give him a Jarhead.
Then donate his mansion to charity, take him back to Canada and make him plant trees for forestry, between the cuttings for hay....I'd sweat that asshole attitude right outta him, with some good ole boy common sense. He'd be too tired and busy to get in trouble, no matter how much money he has,
Makes me embarrassed to be a Canadian.
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| January 29, 2014, 23:09 |
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
Because you can and so can he
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| January 30, 2014, 03:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (WTFU @ January 30, 2014, 03:22)Because you can and so can he
I can what ?
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| January 30, 2014, 04:04 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 29, 2014, 20:11) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ January 29, 2014, 19:54) Sy we need you to come and retrieve your long lost son
Justin Bieber and return him to Canada he is need of a good
solid family upbrining. your friend OCB there's no way he's Syb's son. i don't think Syb's son would still be alive if he behaved half as badly as Dweeber...
How old is that little excuse for a Canadian anyway ?...He looks like he's fourteen...shit his voice hasn't even changed yet, and he probably isn't shaving either.
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| January 30, 2014, 04:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:04) QUOTE (WTFU @ January 30, 2014, 03:22)Because you can and so can he
I can what ?
Look at each other that way.
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| January 30, 2014, 04:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (WTFU @ January 30, 2014, 04:29) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:04) QUOTE (WTFU @ January 30, 2014, 03:22)Because you can and so can he
I can what ?
Look at each other that way.
Well you've never met me ,or Eli....My stare is something I've had to curb a little, it comes from having a face that can't hide how I feel , and having it burned by wind and sun....
Now Eli has a wandering eye, which gives him that "Children of the Corn" inbred look.....trust me, he isn't that intimidating.
Now watch ...Ma, and a few other ladies around here are going to defend Eli..
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| January 30, 2014, 04:35 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:14) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 29, 2014, 20:11) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ January 29, 2014, 19:54) Sy we need you to come and retrieve your long lost son
Justin Bieber and return him to Canada he is need of a good
solid family upbrining. your friend OCB there's no way he's Syb's son. i don't think Syb's son would still be alive if he behaved half as badly as Dweeber...
How old is that little excuse for a Canadian anyway ?...He looks like he's fourteen...shit his voice hasn't even changed yet, and he probably isn't shaving either.
he's 18. when he was 16, he was accused of fathering some bimbo's baby...she was a winner too...pregnant at 21, and accusing a 16 yr old as the father? can we say JAIL BAIT (in reverse?) i think once she realized that she may face jail time for having sex with a minor, she changed her tune pretty fucking quick...
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| January 30, 2014, 05:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 30, 2014, 05:07) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:14) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 29, 2014, 20:11) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ January 29, 2014, 19:54) Sy we need you to come and retrieve your long lost son
Justin Bieber and return him to Canada he is need of a good
solid family upbrining. your friend OCB there's no way he's Syb's son. i don't think Syb's son would still be alive if he behaved half as badly as Dweeber...
How old is that little excuse for a Canadian anyway ?...He looks like he's fourteen...shit his voice hasn't even changed yet, and he probably isn't shaving either. he's 18. when he was 16, he was accused of fathering some bimbo's baby...she was a winner too...pregnant at 21, and accusing a 16 yr old as the father? can we say JAIL BAIT (in reverse?) i think once she realized that she may face jail time for having sex with a minor, she changed her tune pretty fucking quick...
That happens to all 16 year old guys in Canada....Doesn't it ?
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| January 30, 2014, 05:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 05:28) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 30, 2014, 05:07) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:14) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 29, 2014, 20:11) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ January 29, 2014, 19:54) Sy we need you to come and retrieve your long lost son
Justin Bieber and return him to Canada he is need of a good
solid family upbrining. your friend OCB there's no way he's Syb's son. i don't think Syb's son would still be alive if he behaved half as badly as Dweeber...
How old is that little excuse for a Canadian anyway ?...He looks like he's fourteen...shit his voice hasn't even changed yet, and he probably isn't shaving either. he's 18. when he was 16, he was accused of fathering some bimbo's baby...she was a winner too...pregnant at 21, and accusing a 16 yr old as the father? can we say JAIL BAIT (in reverse?) i think once she realized that she may face jail time for having sex with a minor, she changed her tune pretty fucking quick...
That happens to all 16 year old guys in Canada....Doesn't it ?
you tell me, you're Canadian, and were 16 once, right? 
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| January 30, 2014, 05:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
Well...when I was 18 I had a 26 year old girlfriend, and no freakin shit, she drove a red corvette,had long curly yellow hair ,and her last name was Pretty....she was also a preachers daughter.
When I was 20 or so, I dated a 29 year old.....wonder what ever happened to that redhead ?....that was my 5 month trip, into a little bit of strange.
But when i was 16 I dated this model outta Quebec...I think she was 20 or so, but I couldn't understand her when she talked...although that may have been my own fault for never being fluent in French....so I just kept her mouth full , most of the time. I found the relationship much more tolerable that way.
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| January 30, 2014, 15:08 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
Probably why all students are required to take French now.
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| January 30, 2014, 15:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ January 30, 2014, 15:22)Probably why all students are required to take French now.
I considered French class more of a suggestion to attend, so for me it was an hour long coffee break.
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| January 30, 2014, 15:25 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:35) QUOTE (WTFU @ January 30, 2014, 04:29) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 30, 2014, 04:04) QUOTE (WTFU @ January 30, 2014, 03:22)Because you can and so can he
I can what ?
Look at each other that way.
Well you've never met me ,or Eli....My stare is something I've had to curb a little, it comes from having a face that can't hide how I feel , and having it burned by wind and sun....
Now Eli has a wandering eye, which gives him that "Children of the Corn" inbred look.....trust me, he isn't that intimidating.
Now watch ...Ma, and a few other ladies around here are going to defend Eli..
Oh you think so?????
Ma
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| February 1, 2014, 00:01 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
.....................Uh Oh !!.......
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| February 1, 2014, 01:57 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Why Are You Looking at me Like That ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 1, 2014, 01:57).....................Uh Oh !!.......
Are you worried yet????
Ma
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| February 1, 2014, 03:03 |
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