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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Mounting
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Buffalo N.Y "
The bartender says, "What do you do in Buffalo?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Buffalonian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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| January 22, 2014, 13:54 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Mounting
Ah! So that's why Canadians are called Mounties...
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| January 22, 2014, 14:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Mounting
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ January 22, 2014, 14:32)Ah! So that's why Canadians are called Mounties...
The truth is out... 
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| January 22, 2014, 15:51 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Mounting
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| January 22, 2014, 22:11 |
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