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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
In all the time I've been here, Chazzy has looked after each and every one of us, in different ways....It's our turn to look after her..lets make her smile for a brief moment,.....it's the least we can do...and honey you don't need to respond ,...just sit back and have a coffee , a moment to yourself, and a smile
So I have a few questions....and I need all of you to answer them for me...
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| January 11, 2014, 05:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Why do they call Vodka and prune juice a pile driver ?
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| January 11, 2014, 05:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Would any of you women out there consider being a semen collector on a horse farm ?......it's a real job BTW.
.....and do any of you know how they make the fake leather mare vagina ?
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| January 11, 2014, 05:31 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Does the movie Jackass have any cultural significance to the American society?........and are any of them from Missouri ?
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| January 11, 2014, 05:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Why did Chazzy shoot an extra hole in my ass when she heard me in her back yard as she screamed " Warning shots are the song of my people....you big Canadian pervert..!!"....and what caliber handgun does she prefer...?
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| January 11, 2014, 05:37 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Come on in boyzzzzzzzz...thee water is fiiiiiine..
It warshed away all my sins.
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| January 11, 2014, 05:42 |
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
it's never too cold for twin banana Popsicles. it may get too cold to be sittin' on the front porch eating them, but that's why they put rooms INSIDE the house...
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| January 11, 2014, 05:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 05:59)it's never too cold for twin banana Popsicles. it may get too cold to be sittin' on the front porch eating them, but that's why they put rooms INSIDE the house...
You know when I imagine her eating a banana popsicle....no matter how cold it is, I see her slowly eating them wearing a tied up checkered shirt and Daisy duke shorts...
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| January 11, 2014, 06:04 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
I'll bet Chazzy buys her ammunition at Walmart...
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| January 11, 2014, 06:06 |
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 06:06)I'll bet Chazzy buys her ammunition at Walmart...
i doubt it, she probably packs her own. i'm sure she's got plenty of rock salt and bb's. or did they all end up in Kamloops when you changed your shorts?
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| January 11, 2014, 06:09 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
All I remember is a stinging ....then me laying on my side running in circles like a one eyed trout...and her saying " LOOK AT YOU NOW....now hold still while I bedazzle your nipples..!!"
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| January 11, 2014, 06:12 |
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
come to think of it, Free was MIA for a while too, maybe Chazzy drove to Buffalo, and circled his block talking on her cell phone...Free? what have you done with our beloved Chazzy? i'm beginning to wonder if the other thread he started was a cover up.... 
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| January 11, 2014, 06:14 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
HMMMmmm...Chazzy reloading her own shells.....I'm strangely ...aroused.
Free's right ..there is something seriously wrong with me.
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| January 11, 2014, 06:15 |
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
i hear Banjo's...
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| January 11, 2014, 06:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
So the restraining order she had against Free was bogus......?
I didn't think much of it...I mean hell...Free has to have at least a dozen of those filed against him already.....
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| January 11, 2014, 06:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 06:19)i hear Banjo's...
SHIT!!! .............. wait ...... so do I !
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| January 11, 2014, 06:20 |
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
wow, there really IS something wrong with us...we've just ran up two pages of nonsense in about 10 minutes...wth???
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| January 11, 2014, 06:24 |
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 06:19)So the restraining order she had against Free was bogus......?
I didn't think much of it...I mean hell...Free has to have at least a dozen of those filed against him already.....
yeah, but the 11 from Janet Reno don't count...
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| January 11, 2014, 06:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 06:26) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 06:19)So the restraining order she had against Free was bogus......?
I didn't think much of it...I mean hell...Free has to have at least a dozen of those filed against him already.....
yeah, but the 11 from Janet Reno don't count...
What is it with chicks that sport mustaches and sideburns, and their never ending compulsion to file restraining orders.?...meaning Janet Reno of course..
Whew ..! thank God for that edit button.
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| January 11, 2014, 07:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 06:24)wow, there really IS something wrong with us...we've just ran up two pages of nonsense in about 10 minutes...wth???
We are easily amused....the keyboard has lots of buttons to press, and the computer monitor is shiny.....just a couple of talking monkeys , that have grown tired of scratching their own balls...
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| January 11, 2014, 07:48 |
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Re: Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 07:48) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 06:24)wow, there really IS something wrong with us...we've just ran up two pages of nonsense in about 10 minutes...wth???
We are easily amused....the keyboard has lots of buttons to press, and the computer monitor is shiny.....just a couple of talking monkeys , that have grown tired of scratching their own balls...
hold on just one minute...i'm not a money, and i sure as hell ain't scratching YOUR balls...i'll leave that up to Free, or maybe some of Chazzy's home made ammo will do the trick...it'll get rid of that itch for sure...
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| January 11, 2014, 07:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 07:52) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 07:48) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 06:24)wow, there really IS something wrong with us...we've just ran up two pages of nonsense in about 10 minutes...wth???
We are easily amused....the keyboard has lots of buttons to press, and the computer monitor is shiny.....just a couple of talking monkeys , that have grown tired of scratching their own balls... hold on just one minute...i'm not a money, and i sure as hell ain't scratching YOUR balls...i'll leave that up to Free, or maybe some of Chazzy's home made ammo will do the trick...it'll get rid of that itch for sure...
OUR OWN BALLS.......AS IN SCRATCHING OURSELVES......I just puked a little.
...and yes....I've been drinking a bit.
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| January 11, 2014, 07:55 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Should have my new computet soon so I can join in. Although
not helping ya with your balls.
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| January 11, 2014, 08:02 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 07:55) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 07:52) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 07:48) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 11, 2014, 06:24)wow, there really IS something wrong with us...we've just ran up two pages of nonsense in about 10 minutes...wth???
We are easily amused....the keyboard has lots of buttons to press, and the computer monitor is shiny.....just a couple of talking monkeys , that have grown tired of scratching their own balls... hold on just one minute...i'm not a money, and i sure as hell ain't scratching YOUR balls...i'll leave that up to Free, or maybe some of Chazzy's home made ammo will do the trick...it'll get rid of that itch for sure...
OUR OWN BALLS.......AS IN SCRATCHING OURSELVES......I just puked a little.
...and yes....I've been drinking a bit.
but you said you were tired of scratching your own balls, and was just letting you know that i'm not gonna do it for you.
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| January 11, 2014, 08:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 11, 2014, 08:02)Should have my new computer soon so I can join in. Although
not helping ya with your balls.
Pocket pool doesn't have to be a spectator sport.....
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| January 11, 2014, 08:12 |
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Samib
72 / female
Somewhere, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 06:15)HMMMmmm...Chazzy reloading her own shells.....I'm strangely ...aroused.
Free's right ..there is something seriously wrong with me.
You do seem a little bent.
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| January 11, 2014, 11:13 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Just when I thought I was out, they PULL me back in!
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| January 11, 2014, 13:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 11, 2014, 13:28)Just when I thought I was out, they PULL me back in!
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| January 11, 2014, 15:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (Samib @ January 11, 2014, 11:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 06:15)HMMMmmm...Chazzy reloading her own shells.....I'm strangely ...aroused.
Free's right ..there is something seriously wrong with me.
You do seem a little bent.
Thank you for putting that so gentle......but it has been my experience that a lot of women don't mind a little bend in some things......sometimes, a girl needs just a little strange.
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| January 11, 2014, 15:58 |
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Samib
72 / female
Somewhere, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 15:58) QUOTE (Samib @ January 11, 2014, 11:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 11, 2014, 06:15)HMMMmmm...Chazzy reloading her own shells.....I'm strangely ...aroused.
Free's right ..there is something seriously wrong with me.
You do seem a little bent.
Thank you for putting that so gentle......but it has been my experience that a lot of women don't mind a little bend in some things......sometimes, a girl needs just a little strange.
Yes a little kink can be lots of fun
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| January 11, 2014, 23:25 |
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 11, 2014, 13:28)Just when I thought I was out, they PULL me back in!
dude, i don't pull out...
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| January 12, 2014, 01:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 11, 2014, 13:28)Just when I thought I was out, they PULL me back in!
And you love every minute of it.
Ma
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| January 12, 2014, 02:48 |
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Love and miss all of you!
We're not so much of a banjo people as we are a mandolin and fiddle people.
They do sell ammo at our Walmart but the best quality/selection/price is usually MidwayUSA.
We got 10 to 12 inches of snow when the storm hit, but we were prepared...food, supplies and Netflix (I'm caught up on "Parks and Recreation" series.
The weather has now turned nice, up to 60 today with a lot of sun and blue sky.
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| January 12, 2014, 14:06 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Speaking of mandolin, just now got my work release, slowly getting back to my former work routine, picked up my guitar & mandolin today, first time in 8 months.
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| January 13, 2014, 00:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 13, 2014, 00:59)Speaking of mandolin, just now got my work release, slowly getting back to my former work routine, picked up my guitar & mandolin today, first time in 8 months.
Good to see your back,..and feeling ok...
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| January 13, 2014, 01:52 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Agreed! But please, dont put that banjo down! 
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| January 13, 2014, 02:51 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Well, its like this, I can't raise my arm above my head as far as I could before , probably never will, the surgeon, the therapist & myself all agree my range of motion is probably as good as its gonna get, but I have 85-90%,& that's not bad, I never thought I'd be 100%. The mental part accepting that I can't do what I could a yr ago has been hard. Free, I'm thinking of learning to play a harmonica or Jews harp.... pictures coming soon...
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| January 13, 2014, 04:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 13, 2014, 04:42)
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo....!!
Please stick with the banjo....
...and we'll tie the flyrod to your belt and put you upstream...there is always a way.
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| January 13, 2014, 06:06 |
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (NRG4U @ January 13, 2014, 04:42)
Yep, you'll never have the range of motion you had before but the most important thing is to regain and maintain muscle strength, I'm sure you'll do that. I undertand how painful and difficult your surgery and physical thereapy was and you're a good strong man for being able to push through all of that.
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| January 14, 2014, 14:23 |
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Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
Sybie...nope, no one associated with the "Jackass" series or movies has any Missouri connection that I am aware of.
We do however have high regards for Mules, they're awesome!
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| January 14, 2014, 14:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Chazzy ....I have a few questions..once again...I'm confused.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 14, 2014, 14:27)Sybie...nope, no one associated with the "Jackass" series or movies has any Missouri connection that I am aware of.
We do however have high regards for Mules, they're awesome!
Your freakin rights they are awesome....I've been a little long winded lately, so I'll save a story about a 30 year old mule for later.
They are also like riding in an easy chair if you get a big one.
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