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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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In the morning...
What was the first thing you heard when you woke up....?
What was the first thing you thought of..?
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| January 7, 2014, 16:52 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: In the morning...
First thing I heard were my bones creaking. First thing I thought of was aspirin
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| January 7, 2014, 16:57 |
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Re: In the morning...
the first thing i hear is usually the same as the last thing i hear when i finally fall asleep, the sound of my fan running. i am usually awoken by a feeling, and not a sound. that feeling is usually pressure on the bladder...my first thought is usually, DAMN, i don't wanna get outta this warm bed, but if i don't, it'll be not only warm, but wet...
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| January 7, 2014, 17:34 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 7, 2014, 16:52)What was the first thing you heard when you woke up....?
What was the first thing you thought of..?
Or, felt.. like LandH?
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| January 7, 2014, 18:42 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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R e: In the morning...
The first thing i heard was the cat scratching in my beard, the first thing I thought was i hope he doesn't shit in my mouth. OCB
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| January 7, 2014, 19:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: In the morning...
First thing I heard was an Owl.....then the horses breathing.
First thing I thought of was a perfect set of DD's...
Then I thought how am I going to pee with this hard on, without spraying the wall......so i went outside to relieve myself, and look at the owl.
You know I could still put out a campfire at 7 feet.
Did you know the end of your dick steams for 30 seconds after your done urinating in -30 weather........and the temp. sure gets rid of the hard on problem.
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| January 8, 2014, 04:41 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: In the morning...
There is something seriously wrong with you
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| January 8, 2014, 14:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 8, 2014, 14:00)There is something seriously wrong with you
I am easily amused..
You've known me for over two years....and your just figuring that out now ?
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| January 8, 2014, 16:21 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: In the morning...
First thing I heard- My cats wanting breakfast
First thing I did open my eyes. LOL
Ma
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| January 8, 2014, 19:49 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 8, 2014, 14:00)There is something seriously wrong with you
Dare I say pot calling kettle . ..
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| January 8, 2014, 21:28 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: In the morning...
heard: my 75 pound Rodesian sighing heavily at me, precursor to the chomping of his teeth, and if that doesn't work flat out bark
thought: I miss having a warm body pressed against me and two strong arms wrapped around me at this hour
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| January 8, 2014, 21:31 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: In the morning...
first thing one of the cat dancing on our pillows, their dishes are empty, first sight , frost falling like snow, first smell the morning grind. maybe bacon if she feels like cooking.
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| January 8, 2014, 22:11 |
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Re: In the morning...
First thing I heard was a fart. First feeling was having to pee.
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| January 8, 2014, 23:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (JLee3D @ January 8, 2014, 21:28) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 8, 2014, 14:00)There is something seriously wrong with you
Dare I say pot calling kettle . ..
He's just upset because his dick hasn't steamed for awhile now ...
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| January 9, 2014, 08:09 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: In the morning...
Farts from the crack of Dawn
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| January 9, 2014, 23:30 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: In the morning...
First thing I heard was coffee brewing  first thing I thought of ..have to go to work... 
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| January 10, 2014, 04:37 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: In the morning...
You can see what I feel
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| January 18, 2014, 15:59 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 18, 2014, 15:59)You can see what I feel
I think you could use some help
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| January 18, 2014, 16:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 18, 2014, 16:19) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 18, 2014, 15:59)You can see what I feel
I think you could use some help
They are a hell of a big set...That may be a two man job.
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| January 18, 2014, 17:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: In the morning...
two man or two hand? take two hands to handle a whopper ya know! but then nothing can be sweeter than some lips around your peter ....
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| January 18, 2014, 22:52 |
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Re: In the morning...
Nothin' like a nice room temp beer having it's top popped.
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| January 19, 2014, 02:20 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 9, 2014, 08:09) QUOTE (JLee3D @ January 8, 2014, 21:28) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 8, 2014, 14:00)There is something seriously wrong with you
Dare I say pot calling kettle . ..
He's just upset because his dick hasn't steamed for awhile now ...
doesn't it wrinkle when you steam it?
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| January 20, 2014, 21:29 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: In the morning...
na its a ball park, they plump when ya cook em... 
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| January 20, 2014, 22:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: In the morning...
QUOTE (JLee3D @ January 20, 2014, 21:29) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 9, 2014, 08:09) QUOTE (JLee3D @ January 8, 2014, 21:28) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ January 8, 2014, 14:00)There is something seriously wrong with you
Dare I say pot calling kettle . ..
He's just upset because his dick hasn't steamed for awhile now ...
doesn't it wrinkle when you steam it?
Depends on the amount of pressure inside...and how long you bang it around.
Most guys favor blow up model..
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| January 20, 2014, 22:52 |
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