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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Silent Night,
Mary, did You Know
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| December 14, 2013, 17:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Christmas Shoes
Ma
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| December 15, 2013, 03:48 |
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there's a really nice version of Go Tell It On The Mountian by Home Free Vocal Band...the kids and i have been singing it all day!
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| December 15, 2013, 04:28 |
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I really love them all...except that one that Jodi Arias sang all the time, (O Holy Night) it was a beautiful song and now since repeatedly seeing her sing it on video from jail...it really just creeps the crap outta me now.
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| December 15, 2013, 11:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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I recently heard Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas.
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| December 15, 2013, 14:14 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Pearl Bailey's, A Five Pound Box of Money.
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| December 15, 2013, 16:29 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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I'm sure to b e hearing"rusty Chevrolet" and" grandma got run over by a reindeer" very soon.
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| December 15, 2013, 18:45 |
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Bob River's "I AM SANTA CLAUSE"...a great parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man". Alice Cooper did a creepy (but cool) version of "Santa Claws is coming to town". Twisted Sister did an entire Christmas album..
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| December 15, 2013, 20:25 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ December 15, 2013, 20:25)Bob River's "I AM SANTA CLAUSE"...a great parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man". Alice Cooper did a creepy (but cool) version of "Santa Claws is coming to town". Twisted Sister did an entire Christmas album..
Santa's Coming (And He's Going To Kick Your Ass)- The Arrogant Worm's
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| December 15, 2013, 21:38 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 15, 2013, 14:14)I recently heard Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas.
That is a good one.
Ma
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| December 15, 2013, 21:46 |
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12 Days of Christamas (a heavy metal version)
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!
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| December 15, 2013, 23:40 |
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i also just ran across some Christmas songs heavy metal style sung by Christopher Lee..pretty fricken amazing. the man can sing AND act!
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| December 15, 2013, 23:42 |
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Snoopy vs the Red Baron by Royal Guardsman.--(later known as LOBO)
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| December 15, 2013, 23:45 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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"I wanna be Obamaless for Christmas"
Oh please! It's a joke! Deal with it!
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| December 16, 2013, 02:38 |
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a mistress for Christmas..and Free, i'll let that one slide, but who knmows if theothers will..it IS political...and if replies get out of hand, it'll be dealt with properly....
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| December 16, 2013, 03:15 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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My favorite is actually a spoof on Christmas. It's entitled, "The Twelve Pains at Christmas". Makes me laugh every year... 
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| December 16, 2013, 06:49 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Do You Hear What I Hear
Little Drummer Boy......Makes me cry ever time
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| December 16, 2013, 11:00 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Let it snow.
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| December 16, 2013, 18:53 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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White Christmas by Leon Redbone.
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| December 16, 2013, 21:11 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Do You Hear What I Hear
Little Drummer Boy Both are great 
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| December 16, 2013, 21:45 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (GG317 @ December 16, 2013, 06:49)My favorite is actually a spoof on Christmas. It's entitled, "The Twelve Pains at Christmas". Makes me laugh every year...
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
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| December 17, 2013, 00:20 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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QUOTE (kamarel @ December 17, 2013, 00:20) QUOTE (GG317 @ December 16, 2013, 06:49)My favorite is actually a spoof on Christmas. It's entitled, "The Twelve Pains at Christmas". Makes me laugh every year...
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
Now why the hell are they blinking!!! 
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| December 17, 2013, 17:35 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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I just heard the chipmunks going to have to play that for the Grandson.
Ma
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| December 17, 2013, 17:37 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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The Muppets - Jingle Bell Rock + Springsteen Santa Clause is coming to Town
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| December 17, 2013, 23:00 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Big surprise here. I love Wonderful Christmas Time by McCartney and And So This Is Christmas (War Is Over) by Lennon. Im with JLee too, the Springsteen one is great and so is Elton John's
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| December 18, 2013, 02:35 |
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Mellencamp's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
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| December 18, 2013, 04:30 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ December 18, 2013, 04:30)Mellencamp's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
Yep, I loved that since the first time I heard it. Also, Do They Know It's Christmas Time by Band Aid.
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| December 18, 2013, 12:40 |
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pretty much any Christmas song by Gene Autry. the Jackson Five's version of Santa Clause is Comin' to Town, and i saw mommy kissing Santa Clause.
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| December 18, 2013, 15:04 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow.......for Free :
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| December 19, 2013, 02:49 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Its Christmas and I wonder where I am.
Santa and his old lady.
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| December 19, 2013, 02:53 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 19, 2013, 02:49)Let it snow let it snow let it snow.......for Free :
Remind me again why I like you?
Merry Christmas Sweets!
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| December 19, 2013, 02:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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All I want for Christmas is You
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| December 23, 2013, 02:59 |
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Bob- Okay, good day, this is our Christmas part of the album,
and you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh,
or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothing else to do.
Doug- Good day, eh?
In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part!
Bob- Oh, I guarantee ya, you'd be on.
Okay, so, good day, this is the Christmas part, and,
we're gonna tell you what to get, uh, your true love for Christmas.
Doug- Look out the window!
Bob- Where?! Whadda ya doing?
Doug- Snow, hosehead.
Bob- Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowin',
cause it's Christmas time.
Hey, hoser!
Doug- What?
Bob- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.
Doug- Okay, I have my thinking tuque on.
Bob- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas?
Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?
Doug- Uh, the 25th.
Bob- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right?
So, that's two. And then, what's after that?
Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.
Bob- No. Get out.
Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
Bob- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug- New Year's.
Bob- Four. And what's...
Doug- New Year's Eve.
Bob- Five. Where do you get twelve?
Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four.
That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days.
(Music starts.)
Bob- Okay now. This is our Christmas song,
in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas.
Doug- There's lots of ideas in here, so, listen, and don't get stuck.
Bob- Okay.
Doug- By the way, that's me on the organ.
Bob- Aw, geez.
Doug- You start.
Bob- Okay. On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: a beer.
Doug- On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer. (Okay...) On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer. (Okay...)
Doug- There should be more there, eh?
Bob- Where? On the... go.
Doug- Fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: four pounds of back bacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer.
Doug- In a tree. See, you need more.
Bob- Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden tuques!
Doug- Four pounds of back bacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer, what was it?
Together- In a tree!
Bob- Okay, on the sixth... go.
Doug- Of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
Bob & BG Singers- Five golden toques!
Doug- Four pounds of back bacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer,
Together- In a tree!
Bob- Okay.
Doug- Okay.
Bob- On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes,
Doug- (Nice gift...) Oh, six packs of two-four!
(BG Singers also sing "nice gift".)
Bob & BG Singers- Five golden toques!
Doug- Four pounds of back bacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer,
Together- In a tree!
Bob- Right, I keep forgetting.
Doug- Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas,
it's too hard for us!
Bob- Um...
Doug- Go, hoser.
Bob- Oh.
Together- Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Doug- Eight comic books,
All- Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four,
(Bob and Doug become unsynchronized with the BG Singers, and quit singing.)
BG Singers- Five golden toques!
Four pounds of back bacon,
three French toast,
two turtlenecks,
All- And a beer,
Doug- On my tree!
Bob- Yeah. That beer's empty. Okay. Day,
BG Singers- Twelve!
Bob- Uh, twelve.
Doug- Good day, and welcome to day twelve.
BG Singers- Five golden toques!
All- Four pounds of backbacon,
three French toast,
two turtlenecks,
and a beer, in a tree!
Bob- Beauty, eh?
Doug- Where'd you learn to do that?
Bob- Uh, albums.
Doug- Boy. So, like, that's our song, Merry Christmas...
Bob- Merry Christmas!
Doug- And good day!
Bob- Good day, everybody. Happy New Year, too.
Sheesh. Okay, you know what you left out?
Doug- What?
Bob- Donuts - I told you to get me donuts!
Either on the ninth day or the tenth day,
or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts!
Doug- Okay, the song's over.
Bob- But I want...
Doug- Merry Christmas, everybody!
Bob- Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts.
Doug- So, go out to the stores, and get some presents.
Bob- You coulda gone down to, like, the good donut shop,
where if you buy a dozen, you get another one free,
and then thirteen for the thirteen days of Christmas.
Doug- Well, next Christmas, I'll get me a chainsaw...
Bob- Take off!
Doug- Boy, that song was a beauty. It moved me...
Bob- Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven...
Doug- Wha-?
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| December 23, 2013, 03:25 |
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Well you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
Well I'll tell you a Christmas Tale
That never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget
Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he got on the horn
To his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks
He said Santa's really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said Hey I'm on my way
And he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deer trucker hat
Well Santa stepped in
And said just calm down
Cuz we all got a job to do
Like it or not Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leading you
And he was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across the sky
He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
Before that night was over
Leroy had changed there tune
He had them scootin a hoof
On every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
You could here him call
Merry Chistmas Ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight
And he was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across the sky
He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
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