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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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ya know its cold when
your cats are sitting on the heater ducts and don't want out!
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| October 22, 2013, 17:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: ya know its cold when
When you go kayaking and you break the paddle on the ice.
When you have to thaw your KY jelly over the Coleman stove.
When Uncle Jim has nostril icicles that are ready to impale his lower lip.
When the can of chewing tobacco in your ass pocket feels like a hockey puck.
When the Norweigan neighbor says ..".Is it always this cold here ?"
When your horses dick doesn't hang out because he'll drag it in the snow.
When you choose a size, or heat appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed for the winter.
When you refer to November, as the month of the shrinking dick.
When all the kids get dressed up for Halloween as snowboarders.
When it takes twice as long to bring your still to the boiling point.
When you have to defrost the window on your diesel truck by standing on the hood and take a piss on it...
I'm Canadian...I've got a million of them..
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| October 23, 2013, 01:00 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: ya know its cold when
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 23, 2013, 01:00)When you go kayaking and you break the paddle on the ice.
When you have to thaw your KY jelly over the Coleman stove.
When Uncle Jim has nostril icicles that are ready to impale his lower lip.
When the can of chewing tobacco in your ass pocket feels like a hockey puck.
When the Norweigan neighbor says ..".Is it always this cold here ?"
When your horses dick doesn't hang out because he'll drag it in the snow.
When you choose a size, or heat appropriate girlfriend to warm the bed for the winter.
When you refer to November, as the month of the shrinking dick.
When all the kids get dressed up for Halloween as snowboarders.
When it takes twice as long to bring your still to the boiling point.
When you have to defrost the window on your diesel truck by standing on the hood and take a piss on it...
I'm Canadian...I've got a million of them..
Snows in August there doesn't it?
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| October 23, 2013, 01:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: ya know its cold when
Only when I cut my hay....and Kiss wonders why I don't own a pair of shorts.
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| October 23, 2013, 07:55 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: ya know its cold when
we tend to do more baking and making yelly and stuff like that.
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| October 23, 2013, 22:00 |
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