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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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What Do You Do?
What do you do, how do you act, or what do you say to attract someone you want to pick up or get to know better?
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| October 14, 2013, 02:55 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
Everytime I tried anything my mailbox was filled with letter bombs
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| October 14, 2013, 03:03 |
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Re: What Do You Do?
i try not to act any different than i do any other time, otherwise, she won't get to see the real me. and i am super shy, so i have no clue what i'd say.
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| October 14, 2013, 03:54 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: What Do You Do?
"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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| October 14, 2013, 11:02 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ October 14, 2013, 11:02)"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Hey, that's my line!
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| October 14, 2013, 11:57 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 14, 2013, 11:57) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ October 14, 2013, 11:02)"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Hey, that's my line!
Yah it is !!...and it never works when I use it..
I just look into the light ..so my pupils dialate to show off my very light blue eyes , grin my crooked Sam Elliot smile....and in the thickest Canadian accent say..."Hi...You look very nice tonight." and my track record is not to bad ..as far as how I act,..just like on here,.. I am myself, maybe slightly more polite, and no swearing....but always well mannered.
Oh.. and it helps if they are somewhat concious.
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| October 15, 2013, 01:47 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 14, 2013, 03:54)i try not to act any different than i do any other time, otherwise, she won't get to see the real me. and i am super shy, so i have no clue what i'd say.
... you mean you actually ask them if they want to rush home & cam naked with you?  
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| October 15, 2013, 01:50 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 15, 2013, 01:47) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 14, 2013, 11:57) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ October 14, 2013, 11:02)"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Hey, that's my line!
Yah it is !!...and it never works when I use it..
I just look into the light ..so my pupils dialate to show off my very light blue eyes , grin my crooked Sam Elliot smile....and in the thickest Canadian accent say..."Hi...You look very nice tonight." and my track record is not to bad ..as far as how I act,..just like on here,.. I am myself, maybe slightly more polite, and no swearing....but always well mannered.
Oh.. and it helps if they are somewhat concious.
Dammit do not mess with my mind Syb - Sam Elliot is one of only two Hollywood types the 'cranks my tractor' - most people don't even know who he is. And that voice - OMFG
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| October 15, 2013, 03:21 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (JLee3D @ October 15, 2013, 03:21) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 15, 2013, 01:47) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 14, 2013, 11:57) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ October 14, 2013, 11:02)"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Hey, that's my line!
Yah it is !!...and it never works when I use it..
I just look into the light ..so my pupils dialate to show off my very light blue eyes , grin my crooked Sam Elliot smile....and in the thickest Canadian accent say..."Hi...You look very nice tonight." and my track record is not to bad ..as far as how I act,..just like on here,.. I am myself, maybe slightly more polite, and no swearing....but always well mannered.
Oh.. and it helps if they are somewhat concious.
Dammit do not mess with my mind Syb - Sam Elliot is one of only two Hollywood types the 'cranks my tractor' - most people don't even know who he is. And that voice - OMFG
Cranks my tractor...!!! ...and yes it's all in the crooked smile and the gravel in the voice...
I find it helps if I take off the horn rimmed glasses with the white tape on the nose piece as well..
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| October 15, 2013, 03:57 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 15, 2013, 03:57)Cranks my tractor...!!! ...and yes it's all in the crooked smile and the gravel in the voice...
I find it helps if I take off the horn rimmed glasses with the white tape on the nose piece as well..
I think you're getting confused with Harry Potter...
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| October 15, 2013, 06:40 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
Syb - that happened to be song on radio just before I wrote that post.
To respond to the question posed: flirt, flirt, flirt - nothing like a good old fashioned flirt session - 'I want you' eyes, that come hither look, a playful smile, innocent yet frisky touching on the arm or back, teasing chatter . . . some good ol' fashioned cleavage and a fuck me now attitude is not a bad option either 
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| October 15, 2013, 12:09 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
I used to use a technique I called the, "Quiet Cool" but now I don't have the time or the patience to remaster it. 
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| October 15, 2013, 16:22 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 15, 2013, 01:47) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 14, 2013, 11:57) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ October 14, 2013, 11:02)"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Hey, that's my line!
Yah it is !!...and it never works when I use it..
I just look into the light ..so my pupils dialate to show off my very light blue eyes , grin my crooked Sam Elliot smile....and in the thickest Canadian accent say..."Hi...You look very nice tonight." and my track record is not to bad ..as far as how I act,..just like on here,.. I am myself, maybe slightly more polite, and no swearing....but always well mannered.
Oh.. and it helps if they are somewhat concious.
And you wonder why we all like you. Blue eyes and Sam Elliot! what more could we ask for
Ma
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| October 15, 2013, 21:20 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
I just look and say "How YOU doin?"
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| October 16, 2013, 01:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 16, 2013, 01:13)I just look and say "How YOU doin?"
In your best Joey Tribianie voice
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| October 16, 2013, 01:31 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
I smile. And if that doesnt work, I'll say something utterly outrageous. But usually a smile will work.
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| October 16, 2013, 04:22 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
With those lips, I believe it
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| October 16, 2013, 04:50 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips
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| October 16, 2013, 12:43 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: What Do You Do?
I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one who gets pleasantly distracted by those lips...what were we talking about again ?
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| October 16, 2013, 14:42 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
I do not do anything different then I do in here. This is how I am in person.
Ma
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| October 16, 2013, 19:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ October 16, 2013, 19:49)I do not do anything different then I do in here. This is how I am in person.
Ma
Nothing wrong with that Ma..
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| October 16, 2013, 19:51 |
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Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ October 16, 2013, 12:43) I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips
if you can lick your own eyebrows...i would think that any woman that sees that would be all over you...
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| October 16, 2013, 21:48 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: What Do You Do?
I don't do anything. I have never been the aggressor that I can remember. I did have some strange introductions at times. I had a close male friend that new this guy really well . He knew I wanted to fuck that guy. The guy owned a large club/concert venue. We were there one night when my friend was in the warm up band . He takes my hand walks me into the office (without telling me what he was going to do)and says to the guys. "Excuse us (there were a bunch of people in the office as always) . DXXXX, this is AXXXXX, she really wants to fuck you." Then he let go of my hand and walked out as did the rest of the guys that were there. We dated for a while after that.I'm still friends with both the guy that did the introduction and that guy I so wanted to fuck.
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| October 16, 2013, 21:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 21:48) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ October 16, 2013, 12:43) I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips if you can lick your own eyebrows...i would think that any woman that sees that would be all over you...
Wait a second...I've met cowboys that have 7 inch eyebrow hair.... 
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| October 16, 2013, 23:18 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 16, 2013, 23:18) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 21:48) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ October 16, 2013, 12:43) I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips if you can lick your own eyebrows...i would think that any woman that sees that would be all over you...
Wait a second...I've met cowboys that have 7 inch eyebrow hair....
point taken. but if a man has a tongue long enough to lick his own NORMAL eyebrows...the name Gene Simmons comes to mind...
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| October 16, 2013, 23:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 23:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 16, 2013, 23:18) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 21:48) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ October 16, 2013, 12:43) I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips if you can lick your own eyebrows...i would think that any woman that sees that would be all over you...
Wait a second...I've met cowboys that have 7 inch eyebrow hair.... point taken. but if a man has a tongue long enough to lick his own NORMAL eyebrows...the name Gene Simmons comes to mind...
Obviously you were not in the room when Wandering5tar asked if I've ever violated a cows nostril, and I responded that their tongue is long enough that they can clean their own face orfices....that conversation still gives me the willies.. 
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| October 16, 2013, 23:59 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 16, 2013, 23:59) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 23:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 16, 2013, 23:18) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 21:48) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ October 16, 2013, 12:43) I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips if you can lick your own eyebrows...i would think that any woman that sees that would be all over you... i never said anything about a COW'S tongue...i said a COWBOY...or any man...
Wait a second...I've met cowboys that have 7 inch eyebrow hair.... point taken. but if a man has a tongue long enough to lick his own NORMAL eyebrows...the name Gene Simmons comes to mind...
Obviously you were not in the room when Wandering5tar asked if I've ever violated a cows nostril, and I responded that their tongue is long enough that they can clean their own face orfices....that conversation still gives me the willies..
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| October 17, 2013, 00:10 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What Do You Do?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 23:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 16, 2013, 23:18) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 16, 2013, 21:48) QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ October 16, 2013, 12:43) I don't say a word I just stand and lick my eyebrows.
yes those lips if you can lick your own eyebrows...i would think that any woman that sees that would be all over you...
Wait a second...I've met cowboys that have 7 inch eyebrow hair.... point taken. but if a man has a tongue long enough to. lick his own NORMAL eyebrows...the name Gene Simmons comes to mind...
... I remember when Oprah Winfrey asked gene Simmons how long his tongue is... he simply replied .. "Long enough to be your very best friend "
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| October 17, 2013, 01:32 |
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