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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Fifty Shades of Gray
A husband's point of view!
The wife bought a Paperback,
down at the mall,
I had a look inside her bag;
It was "Fifty Shades of Gray".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her walker!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of gray.
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| October 3, 2013, 04:55 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Fifty Shades of Gray
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| October 3, 2013, 08:09 |
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