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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Words of Wisdom
Just some words of wisdom:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey. But I don't have the energy. "Well' why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull" "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a hunter, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep there
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September 25, 2013, 03:30 |
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Re: Words of Wisdom
so it IS true, Redbull gives you wings....
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September 25, 2013, 03:32 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Words of Wisdom
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September 25, 2013, 08:06 |
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