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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Firemen always in heat
So I spent my weekend at a fundraiser. 12 hour battle of the bands sort of thing. All the food vendors were local volunteer fire departments. Now I have grown up around this type of people, and I do live in rural NY so yes sheep DO run scared here and men go to family reunions to pick up women.
I will say no one made great money but DAMN we had a good time! Nothing like a bunch of tired, drunk, wet (it rained) firemen to make for a good time!
But I just gotta ask is there any other fraternal or service group so freaking horny as firefighters??
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| September 24, 2013, 15:54 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Firemen always in heat
They just like pulling out their hoses and squirting things that are hot
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| September 24, 2013, 15:57 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Firemen always in heat
I think the navy proved that at a few of the infamous "Tailhook" parties, while I was stationed in England, the RAF said we were over paid, over sexed & over there
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| September 24, 2013, 16:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (JLee3D @ September 24, 2013, 15:54)So I spent my weekend at a fundraiser. 12 hour battle of the bands sort of thing. All the food vendors were local volunteer fire departments. Now I have grown up around this type of people, and I do live in rural NY so yes sheep DO run scared here and men go to family reunions to pick up women.
I will say no one made great money but DAMN we had a good time! Nothing like a bunch of tired, drunk, wet (it rained) firemen to make for a good time!
But I just gotta ask is there any other fraternal or service group so freaking horny as firefighters??
Thats why they call us Hosemonkies and Dragonslayers....you have to be a little wrong in the head , or crazy to run into a wall of flames with a canvas hose.
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| September 24, 2013, 16:37 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Firemen always in heat
I have two friends who are firefighters, Scott and Greg. I drank them under the table, so not sure if their horn worked?
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| September 24, 2013, 17:03 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Firemen always in heat
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| September 24, 2013, 17:29 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 24, 2013, 17:03)
I have two friends who are firefighters, Scott and Greg. I drank them under the table, so not sure if their horn worked?
.. I gotta ask, why was you under the table
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| September 24, 2013, 18:35 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 24, 2013, 18:35) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 24, 2013, 17:03)
I have two friends who are firefighters, Scott and Greg. I drank them under the table, so not sure if their horn worked?
.. I gotta ask, why was you under the table
Ya beat me to it Man, I was gonna say the exact same thing!
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| September 24, 2013, 18:59 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Firemen always in heat
Or maybe it was the firemen that spent the night under her table
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| September 24, 2013, 19:09 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 24, 2013, 19:09)Or maybe it was the firemen that spent the night under her table
Now your thinking like a charcoal man.....and that'd be a three alarm fire.
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| September 24, 2013, 21:15 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ September 24, 2013, 18:59) QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 24, 2013, 18:35) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 24, 2013, 17:03)
I have two friends who are firefighters, Scott and Greg. I drank them under the table, so not sure if their horn worked?
.. I gotta ask, why was you under the table
Ya beat me to it Man, I was gonna say the exact same thing!
OBVIOUS isn't it boys, she was trying to blow their horn  (that was just too good to pass up Kiss)
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| September 25, 2013, 02:04 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (JLee3D @ September 25, 2013, 02:04) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ September 24, 2013, 18:59) QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 24, 2013, 18:35) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 24, 2013, 17:03)
I have two friends who are firefighters, Scott and Greg. I drank them under the table, so not sure if their horn worked?
.. I gotta ask, why was you under the table
Ya beat me to it Man, I was gonna say the exact same thing!
OBVIOUS isn't it boys, she was trying to blow their horn (that was just too good to pass up Kiss)
*ba-dum-tshh* ( best I could do without a real drum)
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| September 26, 2013, 08:17 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Firemen always in heat
Q: Why are firemen's balls bigger than policemen's balls?
A: Because they sell more tickets...
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| September 26, 2013, 13:53 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Firemen always in heat
Too bad there isnt an "eye rolling" emoticon!
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| September 26, 2013, 14:34 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ September 26, 2013, 14:34)Too bad there isnt an "eye rolling" emoticon!
I walked into a bar and a sexy woman rolled her eyes at me.
So I picked them up from the floor and handed them back to her...
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| September 26, 2013, 14:55 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Firemen always in heat
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ September 26, 2013, 14:55) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ September 26, 2013, 14:34)Too bad there isnt an "eye rolling" emoticon!
I walked into a bar and a sexy woman rolled her eyes at me.
So I picked them up from the floor and handed them back to her...
And a trombone sound going "waa, waa, waa, waa"!!!!!!
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| September 26, 2013, 15:05 |
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