I heard someone tell me this one tonight.


"Best party EVER!"

Great idea. GG is one funny mofo. Lets try this:

"Ya know who you look like?"

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 16, 2013, 01:30)


The, "Best party EVER" involved a pizza dough and a bag of home-grown oregano. I sometimes make my own pizza and sauces for events and outings, something I've done for years off an on. One evening, my buddy Jeff was having one of his typical party nights at his house. I made enough dough for a couple of pies and some fried dough for later. My Mom made the suggestion to me that I use some of the home-grown herbs from the garden, so chopped up some oregano leaves to bring with me. You see, I had put the herbs in plastic zip-lock sandwich bag. The pizzas were great and I got lots of compliments, but after using the oregano it disappeared...mysteriously.

It wasn't until the next afternoon, when I showed up to help clean his mother's house, that I found the host with a half-a-dozen of my close friends, laughing hysterically like they were still drunk from the night before. "We made brownies this morning, want some?..They're extra special!" I had no idea what they meant, until I spied the empty plastic oregano bag. I just stood there, a smirk on my face began to arise. They used the whole bag in a brownie batch and had convinced themselves that it was weed, marijuana, bumbling monkey, hemp, or my ever favorite, tobacco's funny cousin!..

"You know that was Oregano, don't you?" I said.
"Yeah..." Jeff winked heavily at me, losing his balance and almost fell on the floor face first, laughing the whole time. One of them said, "I got the munchies." Of course they all would eventually come to the same conclusion there, so I fried up the remaining dough on the stove top. I remember my best friend Brian, trying hard to stand there without falling backwards, just being in total amazement that I could make fried dough on the stove top. Brian said that he wanted to marry me when he got his dough, something he later recanted when I cornered him on it later. A couple of them got all paranoid and stuff, but calmed down when the doughs were served. The last thing I heard before the house went silent was, "Best Party...like EVER man!"
To this day, they still don't believe me that it was really oregano in that baggie...

I haven't been able to spend much time online lately, but you betcha I've made a point of keeping up with this thread...thank you GG for co-operating!