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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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dying to fly first class
Yesterday, on a flight from London to Boston, a man in coach seating began having a heart attack. A doctor on the plane tried for 35 minutes to revive him, but sadly, lost the fight. So the air crew moved the dead mans body to the first class seating the remaining flight to Boston ... so apparently if you die in flight, you qualify for a seating upgrade at no additional cost.... on the flip side... a lady on a Southwest Airline flight to San Francisco had a VERY. BAD case of gas. Her flatulence was so bad that passengers near her were complaining, so the captain turned the plane around & landed, & the "Flying Farting Female " was escorted off the plane
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| September 4, 2013, 18:50 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: dying to fly first class
Got a sister who works for AA. She says and I quote, "There's a rule for dying in flight that states; The deceased must remain quiet for the entire flight or they will be ensued with possibility of fines and further downgrades." To this day, and to the best of my knowledge, not one dead person has ever acted up during a flight to warrant such action... 
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| September 4, 2013, 20:24 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: dying to fly first class
QUOTE (GG317 @ September 4, 2013, 20:24)Got a sister who works for AA. She says and I quote, "There's a rule for dying in flight that states; The deceased must remain quiet for the entire flight or they will be ensued with possibility of fines and further downgrades." To this day, and to the best of my knowledge, not one dead person has ever acted up during a flight to warrant such action...
How is someone that works for Alcoholics Anonymous qualified to cite airline protocol?
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| September 4, 2013, 20:33 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: dying to fly first class
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ September 4, 2013, 20:33) QUOTE (GG317 @ September 4, 2013, 20:24)Got a sister who works for AA. She says and I quote, "There's a rule for dying in flight that states; The deceased must remain quiet for the entire flight or they will be ensued with possibility of fines and further downgrades." To this day, and to the best of my knowledge, not one dead person has ever acted up during a flight to warrant such action...
How is someone that works for Alcoholics Anonymous qualified to cite airline protocol?
Ha ha, the other AA (American Airlines).
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| September 4, 2013, 20:38 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: dying to fly first class
QUOTE (GG317 @ September 4, 2013, 20:38) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ September 4, 2013, 20:33) QUOTE (GG317 @ September 4, 2013, 20:24)Got a sister who works for AA. She says and I quote, "There's a rule for dying in flight that states; The deceased must remain quiet for the entire flight or they will be ensued with possibility of fines and further downgrades." To this day, and to the best of my knowledge, not one dead person has ever acted up during a flight to warrant such action...
How is someone that works for Alcoholics Anonymous qualified to cite airline protocol?
Ha ha, the other AA (American Airlines).
OOPS!!!!!
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| September 4, 2013, 21:13 |
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