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Hand Job?
An 85 year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said " take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow". The next day the man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained. "Well , doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in , then with them out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen,the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then with an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! " You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied. "yep, none of us could get the jar open".
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| August 14, 2013, 08:53 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Hand Job?
Nice one!
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| August 14, 2013, 12:19 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Hand Job?
 good one
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| August 14, 2013, 21:03 |
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