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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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7 Kinds of Sex
Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd is called Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen..
The 3rd is Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th called Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway and you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th is Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
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| August 7, 2013, 14:05 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: 7 Kinds of Sex
I've reached Number 5. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one. lol
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| August 7, 2013, 19:26 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: 7 Kinds of Sex
QUOTE (sexyone1 @ August 7, 2013, 19:26)I've reached Number 5. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one. lol
Im at 6. The future aint lookin pretty
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| August 7, 2013, 19:39 |
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IcanCu
62 / male
Lake County, Ohio, US
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Re: Re: Re: 7 Kinds of Sex
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 19:39) QUOTE (sexyone1 @ August 7, 2013, 19:26)I've reached Number 5. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one. lol
Im at 6. The future aint lookin pretty
It's actually a cycle Free. It goes round and round. Yes the game is the same only the players change!
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| August 7, 2013, 20:15 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: 7 Kinds of Sex
QUOTE (IcanCu @ August 7, 2013, 20:15) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 19:39) QUOTE (sexyone1 @ August 7, 2013, 19:26)I've reached Number 5. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one. lol
Im at 6. The future aint lookin pretty
It's actually a cycle Free. It goes round and round. Yes the game is the same only the players change!
Im with ya my friend. But in my case, there ant a chance in hell I'll ever be in the position of going through #6 again. Aint gonna happen. Once was too many
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| August 7, 2013, 20:18 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: 7 Kinds of Sex
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| August 7, 2013, 21:02 |
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IcanCu
62 / male
Lake County, Ohio, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 7 Kinds of Sex
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 20:18) QUOTE (IcanCu @ August 7, 2013, 20:15) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 19:39) QUOTE (sexyone1 @ August 7, 2013, 19:26)I've reached Number 5. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one. lol
Im at 6. The future aint lookin pretty
It's actually a cycle Free. It goes round and round. Yes the game is the same only the players change!
Im with ya my friend. But in my case, there ant a chance in hell I'll ever be in the position of going through #6 again. Aint gonna happen. Once was too many
Move to Florida first Buddy - Stand your ground!! Shoot first as questions later  Just be mindful when she says "I want to blow your brains out" it may be to late to run!
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| August 8, 2013, 15:40 |
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