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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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My Utility Belt
I have put on my Batsuit and Im ready to get in the Batmobile to save WN from the Jokesters. Wonder Woman will be here soon. Have faith citizens of Gotham!. Justice will prevail! Everyone to the Bat Pole!
Yes, I have officially lost my mind.
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August 7, 2013, 01:57 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
Name who you are from Batman. Here's my take:
Kiss, well, she's obviously Wonder Woman!
Syb: Boy Wonder
Chazzy: Batgirl
JLee, Newbie, Jen, Libs: Catwoman (a lot of people played her!)
5tar: The Riddler
Kam: the Joker
Dark: Sgt O'Hara
L&H: Commissioner Gordon
Ma & Pa: Aunt Harriet and Alfred
Ash: The Penguin
OCB: Mr Freeze
SamiB: Ma Belle
Justchris: King Tut
HBG: Poison Ivy
Julianna: Well, she's just a pain in my tights
Yepper: The guy who says "Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!"
BIFF!
SMACK!
POW!
Disclaimer: I didnt mean to leave anyone out. If I did, kiss my bat ass!
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August 7, 2013, 02:22 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
you drank all the wine you got for me too, didn't you?
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August 7, 2013, 02:29 |
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 02:22)Name who you are from Batman. Here's my take:
Kiss, well, she's obviously Wonder Woman!
Syb: Boy Wonder
Chazzy: Batgirl
JLee, Newbie, Jen, Libs: Catwoman (a lot of people played her!)
5tar: The Riddler
Kam: the Joker
Dark: Sgt O'Hara
L&H: Commissioner Gordon
Ma & Pa: Aunt Harriet and Alfred
Ash: The Penguin
OCB: Mr Freeze
SamiB: Ma Belle
Justchris: King Tut
HBG: Poison Ivy
Julianna: Well, she's just a pain in my tights
Yepper: The guy who says "Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!"
BIFF!
SMACK!
POW!
Disclaimer: I didnt mean to leave anyone out. If I did, kiss my bat ass!
well are you implying that you are Batman/Bruce Wayne?
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August 7, 2013, 03:28 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
Sorry. I was bored.
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August 7, 2013, 11:31 |
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Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 01:57)I have put on my Batsuit and Im ready to get in the Batmobile to save WN from the Jokesters. Wonder Woman will be here soon. Have faith citizens of Gotham!. Justice will prevail! Everyone to the Bat Pole!
Yes, I have officially lost my mind.
That's nice
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August 7, 2013, 13:54 |
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kamarel
60 / male Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
I get to be the lead villain? SWEET!
Now to plot some evil pranks
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August 7, 2013, 15:03 |
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Re: My Utility Belt
i wonder if Batman puts his bat pole in Wonder Woman's Bat Cave?
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August 7, 2013, 15:04 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: My Utility Belt
BOY WONDER ?!! I'll never get to drive the batmobile.....
...or get the hot chicks for that matter......DAMMIT !!
always the sidekick.
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August 7, 2013, 20:46 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male London, England, UK
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Re: My Utility Belt
If the answer is "cockrobin", what's the question?
What's that up my arse, Batman?
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August 7, 2013, 20:52 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 7, 2013, 15:04)i wonder if Batman puts his bat pole in Wonder Woman's Bat Cave?
Wonder Woman doesnt have a Bat Cave. But her plain has a cock pit.
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August 7, 2013, 20:53 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
I ran out of characters. We still need roles for CatLady, Angelpussy, Dublingirl, JJ and OMG.
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August 7, 2013, 20:56 |
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 20:56)I ran out of characters. We still need roles for CatLady, Angelpussy, Dublingirl, JJ and OMG.
U mean u forgot us!!
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August 7, 2013, 20:58 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (dublingirl @ August 7, 2013, 20:58) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 20:56)I ran out of characters. We still need roles for CatLady, Angelpussy, Dublingirl, JJ and OMG.
U mean u forgot us!!
Not even close. I just used up all the chat room regulars first.
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August 7, 2013, 21:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 21:01) QUOTE (dublingirl @ August 7, 2013, 20:58) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 20:56)I ran out of characters. We still need roles for CatLady, Angelpussy, Dublingirl, JJ and OMG.
U mean u forgot us!!
Not even close. I just used up all the chat room regulars first.
Hmmmm the jury's out on weather we believe u r not.
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August 7, 2013, 21:03 |
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Re: My Utility Belt
I think he forgot us too.
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August 7, 2013, 22:13 |
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 20:56)I ran out of characters. We still need roles for CatLady, Angelpussy, Dublingirl, JJ and OMG.
I'm a leftover. Perhaps an outcast.
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August 8, 2013, 02:06 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (OOMG @ August 8, 2013, 02:06) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 7, 2013, 20:56)I ran out of characters. We still need roles for CatLady, Angelpussy, Dublingirl, JJ and OMG.
I'm a leftover. Perhaps an outcast.
No, you and I are henchmen, those guys that seem to be winning the fight even with the fact that our fearless, hardened, criminal, mastermind couldn't take the time to find a hideout that wasn't constructed by a one-legged engineer with a serious leaning deficiency. Only to be outwitted by the fact that Batman and Robin were always on the high end of the room and everyone knows how hard it is to fight uphill. You can't be expected to last longer than five-minutes in a fight, not with commercials waiting in cue and those pesky, "BIFF's and POW's" getting in your way!...
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August 8, 2013, 03:58 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
gee now i feel like a penguin
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August 8, 2013, 04:16 |
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Re: My Utility Belt
OOMG-Mr.Freeze
Cat Lady-Minerva
Dublin Girl-Black Widow
AngelPussy-The Siren
JJ-The Green Hornet...
(lesser known roles, but played by big named stars)
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August 8, 2013, 04:25 |
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 8, 2013, 04:25)OOMG-Mr.Freeze
Cat Lady-Minerva
Dublin Girl-Black Widow
AngelPussy-The Siren
JJ-The Green Hornet...
(lesser known roles, but played by big named stars) GG-King Tut
Kam-Egghead
Newbie-Lady Penelope Peasoup
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August 8, 2013, 04:28 |
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Re: My Utility Belt
Maybe 'Batman' stepped into some guano with this thread?
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August 8, 2013, 13:25 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 8, 2013, 13:25)Maybe 'Batman' stepped into some guano with this thread?
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August 8, 2013, 13:35 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: My Utility Belt
Kam and I get to retro fit the Batcave.....I'll bring the welder and 4 barrels of latex rubber....you bring the cutting torch and metal lathe,....and don't forget the blueprints.
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August 8, 2013, 14:31 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
I am just sitting here LAUGHING my bat ass off! It seems that I achieved what I set out to do! I saw the Bat Signal on Tuesday and went where I was needed.
I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out what it was!
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August 8, 2013, 14:54 |
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QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 8, 2013, 14:54)I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out what it was!
What? Like now you're the fuckin' Riddler?
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August 8, 2013, 14:59 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 8, 2013, 14:59) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 8, 2013, 14:54)I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out what it was!
What? Like now you're the fuckin' Riddler?
No, I believe that was 5tar!
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August 8, 2013, 15:05 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 8, 2013, 04:28) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 8, 2013, 04:25)OOMG-Mr.Freeze
Cat Lady-Minerva
Dublin Girl-Black Widow
AngelPussy-The Siren
JJ-The Green Hornet...
(lesser known roles, but played by big named stars) GG-King Tut
Kam-Egghead
Newbie-Lady Penelope Peasoup
I'd rather be a henchman...
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August 8, 2013, 17:48 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 8, 2013, 14:59) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 8, 2013, 14:54)I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out what it was!
What? Like now you're the fuckin' Riddler? oh clearly Free is the Joker
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August 8, 2013, 20:43 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
Batman Forever Quotes
The Riddler: Joygasm!
Dr. Chase Meridian: Hot entrance!
Two-Face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
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August 8, 2013, 21:57 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 7, 2013, 20:46)BOY WONDER ?!! I'll never get to drive the batmobile.....
...or get the hot chicks for that matter......DAMMIT !!
always the sidekick.
Robin: Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?
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August 8, 2013, 22:02 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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QUOTE (JLee3D @ August 8, 2013, 20:43) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 8, 2013, 14:59) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 8, 2013, 14:54)I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out what it was!
What? Like now you're the fuckin' Riddler? oh clearly Free is the Joker
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
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August 8, 2013, 22:03 |
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kamarel
60 / male Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 8, 2013, 14:31)Kam and I get to retro fit the Batcave.....I'll bring the welder and 4 barrels of latex rubber....you bring the cutting torch and metal lathe,....and don't forget the blueprints.
There were blueprints?
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August 9, 2013, 01:48 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
Maybe someday, I will achieve bat copulation.
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August 9, 2013, 02:05 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 8, 2013, 22:02) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 7, 2013, 20:46)BOY WONDER ?!! I'll never get to drive the batmobile.....
...or get the hot chicks for that matter......DAMMIT !!
always the sidekick.
Robin: Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?
Your not talking about the batmobile are you.....?
Maybe the trusty sidekick does get the babes..
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August 9, 2013, 02:51 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 9, 2013, 02:51) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 8, 2013, 22:02) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 7, 2013, 20:46)BOY WONDER ?!! I'll never get to drive the batmobile.....
...or get the hot chicks for that matter......DAMMIT !!
always the sidekick.
Robin: Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?
Your not talking about the batmobile are you.....?
Maybe the trusty sidekick does get the babes..
Like you had to worry about that.
Ma
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August 9, 2013, 02:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 9, 2013, 02:54) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 9, 2013, 02:51) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 8, 2013, 22:02) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 7, 2013, 20:46)BOY WONDER ?!! I'll never get to drive the batmobile.....
...or get the hot chicks for that matter......DAMMIT !!
always the sidekick.
Robin: Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?
Your not talking about the batmobile are you.....?
Maybe the trusty sidekick does get the babes..
Like you had to worry about that.
Ma
Thats a very nice thing to say Ma....thank you for the vote of confidence
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August 9, 2013, 03:03 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 7, 2013, 20:46)BOY WONDER ?!! I'll never get to drive the batmobile.....
...or get the hot chicks for that matter......DAMMIT !!
always the sidekick.
I think i'll go freeze some shit like Iraq, Afghanistan
nortkorea write me with your requests, i'm making a bundle freeze branding. OCB
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August 11, 2013, 19:48 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (oldcowboy666 @ August 11, 2013, 19:48)I think i'll go freeze some shit like Iraq, Afghanistan
nortkorea write me with your requests, i'm making a bundle freeze branding. OCB
Donald Rumsfeld and George W Bush are having a drink in a bar and one of the local cowboys spots them and approaches them and asks what their next move is in The War On Terror?
Bush replies that they are planning to kill 10,000 Muslims and a blonde woman with big tits .
The cowboy looks shocked and asks why the hell they are planning to kill a blonde woman with big tits .
Rumsfeld grins at Bush and says, "See, I told you no one would ask about the Muslims..."
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August 11, 2013, 20:27 |
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 9, 2013, 02:05)Maybe someday, I will achieve bat copulation.
Fusk that.
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August 13, 2013, 02:06 |
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Re: My Utility Belt
what happens when Batman sees Wonder Woman naked?
the Dark Knight Rises!
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August 13, 2013, 03:19 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
Boy Wonder, well he is a boy(so he says and definitely one I think most of us wonder about!
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August 13, 2013, 10:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (JLee3D @ August 13, 2013, 10:22)Boy Wonder, well he is a boy(so he says and definitely one I think most of us wonder about!
Last time I looked I was still male..
as far as wondering about me...I'm really not that complicated.
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August 13, 2013, 13:47 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ August 9, 2013, 02:05)Maybe someday, I will achieve bat copulation.
Yeah right?!...At our age, sex in a bed is dangerous enough and you want to copulate while hanging upside down? Good luck with that...
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August 14, 2013, 18:57 |
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JenTX
47 / female East, Texas, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
I only ever remember Robin and Batman himself riding the batpole. I must be watching the wrong reruns.
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August 14, 2013, 21:56 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
Apropos Readers Digest humor: A man walks into a roof top bar and takes a seat next to another guy. 'What are you drinking' he asks the guy. "Magic Beer" he says, 'Oh yeah? What's so magic about it?' The guy proceeds to show him. He drinks some beer, jumps off the roof, flies around the building and returns to his seat. 'Amazing, let me try some of that' the man says. He grabs the beer, downs it, leaps off the roof and falls 30' to the ground. The bartender shakes his head and says to the first guy "You know you are a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman!"
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August 15, 2013, 10:58 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: My Utility Belt
QUOTE (JLee3D @ August 15, 2013, 10:58)Apropos Readers Digest humor: A man walks into a roof top bar and takes a seat next to another guy. 'What are you drinking' he asks the guy. "Magic Beer" he says, 'Oh yeah? What's so magic about it?' The guy proceeds to show him. He drinks some beer, jumps off the roof, flies around the building and returns to his seat. 'Amazing, let me try some of that' the man says. He grabs the beer, downs it, leaps off the roof and falls 30' to the ground. The bartender shakes his head and says to the first guy "You know you are a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman!"
Wait, you read Reader's Digest?
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August 15, 2013, 12:46 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: My Utility Belt
yes my dear I can & do READ!
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August 15, 2013, 16:44 |
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