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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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New Growth
A guy wakes up one morning and notices a red mark about the size of a dime on his forehead while he's shaving. Later that day, it started itching and when he looked in the mirror, it was the size of a quarter. Not knowing what it was, he went to his doctor.
He told the doctor that when he woke up, the red mark was the size of a dime and then grew to the size of a quarter and it was starting to hurt. The doctor said, "Well now it's the size of a half dollar and it's protruding. I better run some tests." So the doctor scrapes off a bit of the skin and tells the guy he'll call when he gets the results back.
Meanwhile the guy goes about his business, in more and more pain, waiting to hear back from the doctor.
Finally, the doctor calls him in. The doctor tells him he ran tests himself and couldn't believe what he saw. So he sent the sample to the Mayo Clinic and to Johns Hopkins and they both came back with the same results. "This is a very rare occurrence. You have a penis growing out of your forehead."
The guy starts ranting and raving. "are you absolutely sure. I've never heard of anything like this. Do you mean to say that when I get up in the morning, I'm going to be looking in the mirror in my newly renovated bathroom and see myself peeing out of my forehead?"
The doctor says, "Don't worry. You won't see a thing. Your balls will be covering your eyes!"
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| August 6, 2013, 17:50 |
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stickit61
85 / male
Griffin, Georgia, US
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Re: New Growth
Thanks man I needed that today. I am still laughing!!! 
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| August 6, 2013, 18:16 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: New Growth
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| August 6, 2013, 21:04 |
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