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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Cowboy Walks into a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
And then the fight started...
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August 4, 2013, 04:01 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Cowboy Walks into a Bar
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August 4, 2013, 13:12 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Cowboy Walks into a Bar
could you explain that please . . . .
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August 4, 2013, 18:49 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Cowboy Walks into a Bar
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August 4, 2013, 22:26 |
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