eatitout0000
40 / male
Down here in, Georgia, US
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Thoroughbred eggs sale....... Owner migrating must sell(tru story ) done in Jamaican voice
2 guys a betting shop watching the main event in the horse race Darby ..
Guy 1. , yo mi really would buy a horse yu no .
Guy2. ,, wat u sayin.. I no someone who u can get them from on a reasonable price.....by the way u must not buy any old beat out horse you no.... I gonna hook up on the horse egg link.
Guy1 .. Horse egg
Guy2 ...ya man dem thing de wide man them never loose a race .. A some new Chinese model dem bootleg an a bring in so dem a sell.Dem out cheap cheap ...
Guy1 ... Cool I man want one then...
Guy2 .. Tomorrow I bring it make sure you have at least half the money you no sah.
That evening guy2 goes home gets his black cat N put him in a box...
Next morning......
Guy2 wat happen man you ready....
Guy1"""" yes let me see the egg nuh...
Guy2 .. Hold on Man U crazy u want the thing spoils an you loose your money. The egg have to spend next 7days in total darkness don't open it till seven days, if u open it an the egg spoil u loose your money not my problem...
Guy1 .. Ok cool...
Exchange of cash and goods...
Guy1 takes his new fortune home an just as instructed places the box in a dark room...
7days later ... Guy1 goes get his box an goes I. A open field an fly the box lid open...
The cat from being locked I the box an notfed the first light it saw it was gone .. Guy1 only saw a black object movin the sppe of light ,,,, he calls guy 2 On the phone.......
Guy1 ... Man if it's only a week an the horse fast so ....imagine if him was a month old
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