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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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The Pond
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..
Holding the bucket up, he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast !!! ;}
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| July 29, 2013, 19:07 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: The Pond
 Oh that IS good!
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| July 29, 2013, 19:12 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Pond
My kinda stuff!
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| July 29, 2013, 20:35 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Pond
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| July 29, 2013, 21:27 |
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