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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Traffic Jam.......
Traffic Jam.......on my way into work. Two cars in front of me had to stop so a beach goer could rescue, and relocate a turtle. It is turtle season you know. The baby turtles leave their nest and head off into the big wide ocean.
On the way home, I saw a deer heading to the creek. And, I had to wait at a stop sign for an armadillo to cross the road.
Then at night, the moon shines in my bedroom window. Ahhhh!
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| July 27, 2013, 02:22 |
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
Gotta love nature
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| July 27, 2013, 02:58 |
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 27, 2013, 02:22)Traffic Jam.......on my way into work. Two cars in front of me had to stop so a beach goer could rescue, and relocate a turtle. It is turtle season you know. The baby turtles leave their nest and head off into the big wide ocean.
On the way home, I saw a deer heading to the creek. And, I had to wait at a stop sign for an armadillo to cross the road.
Then at night, the moon shines in my bedroom window. Ahhhh!
Q: Why did the Armadillo cross the road?
A: because Kiss let him 
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| July 27, 2013, 03:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
we got turtles up here too, seen them crawling across the road, see em sqwished too, every kids pet they use to be ,now ya need a permit just to pick one up. use to have them in my fish tanks, they go after fish ,even had my tutle raft for them . now ya cant have them
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| July 27, 2013, 04:15 |
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IcanCu
62 / male
Lake County, Ohio, US
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
Around here it's Canadian Geese and Deer by the dozens. Oh and brown squirrels - do they count?
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| July 27, 2013, 14:25 |
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Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (IcanCu @ July 27, 2013, 14:25)Around here it's Canadian Geese and Deer by the dozens. Oh and brown squirrels - do they count?
You can tell they're Canadian geese by their honk? The squirrels only count if they make ya swerve by running in front of you.
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| July 27, 2013, 20:15 |
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
Armadillo, groundhogs, fox, coyote, bunnies, turtles, turkey, squirrel, escaped cattle, opossum, raccoon, deer,
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| July 27, 2013, 20:39 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 27, 2013, 20:39)Armadillo, groundhogs, fox, coyote, bunnies, turtles, turkey, squirrel, escaped cattle, opossum, raccoon, deer,
Lions & Tigers & Bears...Oh My?!... 
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| July 28, 2013, 03:18 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
black bears , they like to empty dumpsters, steal minnows, raccoons steal my oreo's and the smores kit, hope they choke on the marshmallows, like the ones in st chroix falls at interstate park on pork chop bones. we had gophers one day eating peanut butter off a spoon on the picnic table... traffic was backed up 5 miles on 51 for the new bridge they were putting in for Buffalo spirit gas.
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| July 28, 2013, 03:57 |
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Re: Traffic Jam.......
If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
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| July 28, 2013, 10:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (OOMG @ July 28, 2013, 10:55)If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
Those swamp donkeys will attack anything loud and shiny....I've seen them with car parts impaled through their antlers.
Last week I saw black bears, elk , one wolf, marmots, fox , coyotes ,wild horses, hundreds of deer... and so many birds of prey I couldn't begin to list them all...
I'm almost certain I saw a naked wild girl running through my upper hay meadows....but I could have been delirious from the diesel fumes, and lack of sleep ..and sex.
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| July 28, 2013, 14:08 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2013, 14:08) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 28, 2013, 10:55)If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
Those swamp donkeys will attack anything loud and shiny....I've seen them with car parts impaled through their antlers.
Last week I saw black bears, elk , one wolf, marmots, fox , coyotes ,wild horses, hundreds of deer... and so many birds of prey I couldn't begin to list them all...
I'm almost certain I saw a naked wild girl running through my upper hay meadows....but I could have been delirious from the diesel fumes, and lack of sleep ..and sex.
we just had a naked man running through the cemetery - maybe they are looking for one another!
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| July 28, 2013, 16:01 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 28, 2013, 16:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2013, 14:08) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 28, 2013, 10:55)If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
Those swamp donkeys will attack anything loud and shiny....I've seen them with car parts impaled through their antlers.
Last week I saw black bears, elk , one wolf, marmots, fox , coyotes ,wild horses, hundreds of deer... and so many birds of prey I couldn't begin to list them all...
I'm almost certain I saw a naked wild girl running through my upper hay meadows....but I could have been delirious from the diesel fumes, and lack of sleep ..and sex.
we just had a naked man running through the cemetery - maybe they are looking for one another!
That was probably L&H. He does that on Sundays after church.
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| July 28, 2013, 16:04 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 28, 2013, 16:04) QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 28, 2013, 16:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2013, 14:08) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 28, 2013, 10:55)If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
Those swamp donkeys will attack anything loud and shiny....I've seen them with car parts impaled through their antlers.
Last week I saw black bears, elk , one wolf, marmots, fox , coyotes ,wild horses, hundreds of deer... and so many birds of prey I couldn't begin to list them all...
I'm almost certain I saw a naked wild girl running through my upper hay meadows....but I could have been delirious from the diesel fumes, and lack of sleep ..and sex.
we just had a naked man running through the cemetery - maybe they are looking for one another!
That was probably L&H. He does that on Sundays after church.
that would actually be funny, if i actually went to church....my guess is that it was the ghost of Perve...
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| July 29, 2013, 02:17 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ July 29, 2013, 02:17) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 28, 2013, 16:04) QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 28, 2013, 16:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2013, 14:08) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 28, 2013, 10:55)If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
Those swamp donkeys will attack anything loud and shiny....I've seen them with car parts impaled through their antlers.
Last week I saw black bears, elk , one wolf, marmots, fox , coyotes ,wild horses, hundreds of deer... and so many birds of prey I couldn't begin to list them all...
I'm almost certain I saw a naked wild girl running through my upper hay meadows....but I could have been delirious from the diesel fumes, and lack of sleep ..and sex.
we just had a naked man running through the cemetery - maybe they are looking for one another!
That was probably L&H. He does that on Sundays after church. that would actually be funny, if i actually went to church....my guess is that it was the ghost of Perve...
BAM! NICELY DONE!
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| July 29, 2013, 04:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Traffic Jam.......
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 29, 2013, 04:06) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ July 29, 2013, 02:17) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 28, 2013, 16:04) QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 28, 2013, 16:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2013, 14:08) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 28, 2013, 10:55)If you're in an area that has moose or elk, never honk an air horn. The moose especially seem to think it's a challenge and attack.
Those swamp donkeys will attack anything loud and shiny....I've seen them with car parts impaled through their antlers.
Last week I saw black bears, elk , one wolf, marmots, fox , coyotes ,wild horses, hundreds of deer... and so many birds of prey I couldn't begin to list them all...
I'm almost certain I saw a naked wild girl running through my upper hay meadows....but I could have been delirious from the diesel fumes, and lack of sleep ..and sex.
we just had a naked man running through the cemetery - maybe they are looking for one another!
That was probably L&H. He does that on Sundays after church. that would actually be funny, if i actually went to church....my guess is that it was the ghost of Perve...
BAM! NICELY DONE!
Very nicely done.....I miss ole' Perve.
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